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switcheroo

when engaging in doggy style sex with someone in a dark room, you breifly pull out, while a friend takes your place, with your partner none the wiser. while your friend is engaging in sex, you run around the house and wave at your partner through the window.
My twin brother and I pulled a switcheroo on my finace. she was pissed.
by daoofhamster June 24, 2006
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Shitcher scale

The number scale that rates the magnitude of the poop that one took. Much like the Richter Scale, 1.0 being weak and 10 being EPIC.
Man I just blew up that bathroom! That's gotta be a 8.4 on the Shitcher scale!
by Cockmcgee May 21, 2009
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stitches

When someone says something funny and makes you laugh really hard.
by Bav August 9, 2006
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stitched up

Stitched up: Being lied to or mistreated, being told something by someone and they do the opposite of what they told you.
Person A: I got Stitched up by my friends
Person B: How?
Person A: I invited loads of my friends over to my house and it's been an hour an they haven't shown up. So I asked them where they were and they'd invited loads more people to their house.
by Princess Shalorflorf December 4, 2016
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Clown Switcheroo

The Clown Switcheroo is a sexual action that I do not personally recommend, unless the person in question has wronged you.

The Clown switcheroo is when one person blindfolds their sexual partner and begins to have anal sex with them. Eventually, the one who isn't being penetrated will say they have to go to the bathroom.

He will leave the room, and his friend in a clown suit will enter the room, and begin having anal sex with the blindfolded one. Eventually, the blindfolded one will look around and see a clown.

Hilarity and lawsuits ensue, results may vary.
The Clown Switcheroo is not a recommended activity.
by Snizzy Snazz Bullets January 2, 2009
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Snitches get stitches

First coined by our Lord and savior Jesus Christ.
Said to Judas to let him know he will be punished for being a tattletale
Jesus said unto them:
Snitches get stitches
by MD Jorge May 17, 2018
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Stitches

Snitch: Why'd you just tear open my asshole?
Everyone: Snitches get stitches motherfucker.
by Morty Mc Saucy December 19, 2018
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