Step Dad Dyke

So named because they are shaped like your step dad, saggy pants, zero ass, beer belly, little chicken legs and pack of hot dogs neck.

Did you see the step dad dyke behind the counter at the steel-toe shoe outlet?

by MedicalMatt September 29, 2008

dead beat step dad

A man who got with a woman who had children to a previous relationship. The previous father is usually a dead beat or absent. He gets the kids to love him and call him dad. Then leaves their mother and decides the kids aren't his problem anymore.

"wow he is a real dead beat step dad, married her, got the kids to love him, he then left and now won't see the kids at all"

by Kindlyfoff April 18, 2020

West Virginia Step Dad

When you cum in a girls mouth and she makes out with someone within 20 minutes of said cumming.

I totally did a West Virginia Step Dad to my roommate.

by niggerjim28 May 29, 2013

Step Dad Season

when someone you knows mom is very attractive and want to hook up with them becoming their step dad.

Beckys mom is coming to the party as well, you know what that means, its step dad season

by Bigheadedhick April 6, 2021

Well, Jesus' Step-Dad!

Expression of suprise upon learning of an amazing piece of trivial knowledge.

Sex Ed: Hermaphrodites are people or animals that have the reproductive organs of both genders.

Redneck: Well, Jesus' Step-Dad!

by Mo Fro Bro December 31, 2006

Fucking step dad gon sexual

When a dini walks in on a Marian touching his penis then the dini says wow that's big then they proceed to fuck but then dinis mom comes home and says bubu I am home and walks on them fucking

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by Wamiscat69 October 5, 2019

Stepped Up Dad

A Man Who's Made The Choice To Raise , Love and Protect A Child Who's Not Related By Bloodlines But By Marriage

" Hey Debb, Isn't Rene Your Mom's Boyfriend ? "

"No He's More Like My Stepped Up Dad"

by Debbs2hippie4you June 19, 2022