2 STEP

Acronym for "Too Sad To Even Process". Typically used in text messages, but is also acceptable in everyday conversation.

Carly: My poor little chihuahua had to go to the vet because some loser from school was stalking me and he stepped on her in my back yard!
Regina: Oh my gosh! 2 STEP!

by CoconutMuffin June 22, 2011

1,2 step

a dance made from ciara

let me see u 1 2 step

by Brittany Sanchez November 27, 2004

Kansas 2-Step

when one finishes a bubble bath, usually in the "spongebob squarepants bottle" with the water at exactly 87 degrees, then has intercourse with The Devil Wears Prada" (music not movie) playing. Has to be on a Tuesday.

Me and my ex gf's sister's neighbor did a Kansas 2-step last tuesday...LEGIT

by kevinliaobitches September 23, 2009

LMAO 2-step

A slightly derogatory, humourous name for metalcore, particularly simple metalcore with too many 1 open chord breakdowns.

LMAO is an obvious reference to the internet acronym for Laughing My Ass Off and 2-step is both a dance seen at hardcore shows (which looks like an un-co version of skanking) and the section of a hardcore song which encourages such dancing. Putting the two words together implies that 2-step is laughable.

"hahaha..listen to those breakdowns...fucking LMAO 2-step bullshit"

"LMAO 2-step! *parody of 2-step dancing ensues*"

by Leo2113 July 22, 2006

2 step

another name for a vagina.

Christine showed everyone her 2 step.

by d to da r October 1, 2007

2 step

its when you put it in her ass and then her pussy. then you go back and forth between both holes.

a: i went dancing last night.

b: what did you do?

a: the 2 step with a chick

by b of pb October 3, 2008

Chaz Bono 2 Step

When a drunk, 250 pound man-boy takes on a 140 pound girl in a fight. While simple math would result in the girl being overpowered, the fact that we are dealing with a man boy results in him getting a black eye, a mouthful of dirt, and pretending he can't remember it the next day.

Hey, did Nick try to rough up Sarah????

Well, he tried, but it just ended up being a Chaz Bono 2 step.

by toofatforwords October 26, 2011