stretched too thin

When something is stretched too thin, it is unbearable or uncomfortable. Stretch too thin is also said of a person who tries to do many things at the same time and cannot give enought time or attention to any of them

I'm burdened with my solitude, stretched too thin to bear.
I realized I've been spreading myself too thin, so I resigned as secretary of the golf club

by Samon Biaou May 30, 2006

Text stretch

when you wait awhile to respond to a text message, whether on purpose or not...but usually on purpose.

dude, wtf that was the longest text stretch in history, what the hell could be more important?

by ummyeah10 April 14, 2010

Rough Stretch of Highway

Adj. When someone or something is either really ugly, or in terrible shape.

Greg: "Did you see that ladies face? She looked terrible!"
Tim: "Yeah dude, it was a rough stretch of highway for sure."

by They call me Timmy the saint March 19, 2011

Seventh Inning Stretch

When you are at a sports bar and about 3/4 through the game your girl starts to get a little fidgety and horny so she reaches under the table and gives your scrotum a long, stretching tug letting you know it's almost game time.

I had to walk away from the no hitter on tv last night. The seventh inning stretch was too good and had to hit it and quick.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017

Mankal Stretch

the act (or acts) of placing one's crotch in front of an unsupsecting coworker's face while turned around. The cowork is said to have been "stretched" when they turn around facing the stretch.

You just got Mankal Stretched!
Man I got the Mankal Stretch 3 times today.

by TheStretcher January 10, 2012

stretchy

it can mean anything. like legit anything in the world. put it in any sentence to describe anything.

"urggg i have a math test" -jermy placenta
"eww thts stretchy. i hate math" -ginlly

or...

"wow i loveee your outfit!! whered u get it??" -holly
"thanks! ik its stretchy, i got it at this stretchy store that im not going to reveal the name of!" -gina

:)

by ginlly March 15, 2010

steeched

Really high off of marijuana.

Last night I just got steeched and watched Chappelle.

by Killa Kizzle June 13, 2005