Stark Schlong

A description of a "Schlong", derived from the German term "Schlange", meaning "Snake".

Like a Schlong, but rock solid. Generally found in the morning after waking up. May also be known as a "Morning Schlong", "Aroused Schlong" or "Impaling Rod".

Also known to be pronounced "Schtark Schlong" (Sssh-tark Sssh-long)

"Don't sit on me, I have a Stark Schlong"
*Rolls over and impales himself on his Stark Schlong* "FUCK!"
"Bro, I'm ripping my pants. Check it out. Stark Schlong man."

by Liam Gilbertson August 23, 2007

Stark complex

A dependency for technology, not unlike fictional inventor Tony Stark

"Your office is like an Apple store, enough already, you have a Stark complex"

by Onaeek May 27, 2018

Stark Industries

Stark Industries is a company owned by Tony Stark in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and in Marvel Comics

Stark Industries is Iron-Man’s version of than Wayne Enterprises

by UltraGamerPlays May 2, 2022

Stark it

1a: to approach a problem or situation devoid of emotion in a focused and logical manner applying your full genius to create the solution.

1b: to apply problem solving abilities and focus akin to the genius comic character Tony Stark, aka Iron Man, who is often very blunt and dismissive yet gets the job done.

Don't get all emotional about what to do, just "Stark it" and make it happen.

by sirbrand August 16, 2012

Stark Naked

Naked... And oiled. (A GoT reference)

So I’m laying there, stark naked with a pacifier in my mouth...

by Old man fuck your pussy November 19, 2019

Stark is gay

A guy who thinks he’s cool and bully’s the shit out of someone and agrees with almost everything his friends agree with

Stark is gay because he bully’s little kids

by Joe mama101 September 22, 2020

stark market

A blonde mf that looks like Sid from the ice age.

Wow! Look at that stark market. Ugly mf

by _-___-___-_ December 21, 2021