The contortionist position that men assume so as to attempt to piss in the toilet with a hard-on in the middle of the night. The position, bent 90 degrees at the waist with legs and trunk straight, is also sometimes used in yoga.
"Despite my 3 a.m. standing pike I still pissed all over the back of the toilet."
"Well don't expect me to clean it up."
"Well don't expect me to clean it up."
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Brad Pitt : Dude great job with that rad violin solo last night, the crowd went wild!
Me: Thanks man, if you think that crowd was wild, you should have seen that Standing Blow-vation that Cindy Lou gave me after!
Me: Thanks man, if you think that crowd was wild, you should have seen that Standing Blow-vation that Cindy Lou gave me after!
by OgJaw February 11, 2013
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1. Being drunk but not shit-faced.. Can still stand and talk with only slightly slurred speech. (see example for proper usage)
2. The condition of having a severe hangover from your coochie be stankin from the night before (see example for proper usage)
3. The antipatory mood of looking forward to your coochie stankin later that night. (see example for proper usage)
coined by Johnny Takoma
1. Being drunk but not shit-faced.. Can still stand and talk with only slightly slurred speech. (see example for proper usage)
2. The condition of having a severe hangover from your coochie be stankin from the night before (see example for proper usage)
3. The antipatory mood of looking forward to your coochie stankin later that night. (see example for proper usage)
coined by Johnny Takoma
1. "I had one too many vodka tonics at Happy Hour, now my coochie be stankin bad."
2. "My coochie be stankin today from my coochie be stankin from last night at Happy Hour , now give me some tylenol!"
3. "My coochie be stankin for a cocktail right now. I can't wait to get off work and head down to happy hour to start the process of my coochie be stankin."
2. "My coochie be stankin today from my coochie be stankin from last night at Happy Hour , now give me some tylenol!"
3. "My coochie be stankin for a cocktail right now. I can't wait to get off work and head down to happy hour to start the process of my coochie be stankin."
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James: What a flog
James: What a flog
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