Staller ID

When someone sits in the stall next to you to take a dump
and their picture ID that is clipped to their belt hits the floor face
up as they drop their pants, letting you put a name and face on all the wonderful audio you are
about to hear.

You are sitting on the throne at work when Bob Jones sits next to you. How do you know its Bob? His face is looking back at you from the ID card on the floor.

by Mark Nemec August 6, 2004

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Layne Staley

Layne Staley:1.Lead singer of grunge/heavy metal group Alice in Chains who tragically died of an overdose of heroin in a state of self-isolation at the age of 34. 2.The one individual I have and will continue to be influenced,forever touched by,and will mourn and celebrate each day for the rest of my life despite the fact that my full discovery of him occurred after his death.3.The most amazing and haunting voice in rock history.

Layne Staley will live in my heart forever...

by rosecherry September 9, 2008

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Stanley pines

A man who commits tax regularly and his ex wife’s aim is getting better and he loves his family

Stanley pines is the better brother

by Michael Jackdaughter November 25, 2021

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Uncle Staley

To crash a house party, then upon entrance sticking your dick in the nearest hole.

Hey Rahul, I'm looking for Uncle Staley, where the pasta at boy?

by Tim Marazda October 30, 2019

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Manly Stanley

When you poke an unsuspecting person in one of their eyes with your erect penis.

"John was watching a movie the other night and I gave him a manly stanley. He was pretty pissed off."

by 4gprizzle February 24, 2009

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paul stanley

the most amazing lead singer!
KISS RULES
sure Gene can be arrogant at times, but that doesnt give you an excuse to attack Paul, because Paul is an amazing man!

Paul Stanley can sing like no other man in the entire world!

by UNCLE JACK! November 2, 2005

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