swaunched 

When you fondle someone’s balls while while cumming in their ass.

You better watch out buddy, or you’re gonna get swaunched.

swaunched by Dopper12345678047352 August 26, 2023

Squatched 

An all encompassing, swiss army knife verb. Synonymous with Smurfing, only nastier.

Brian really squatched up the canoe trip when he mixed up the dates.

Brian finally squatched that broad with the tattoos and the big tits from the bar last night.

Brian squatched a 2-4 of tequila, 6 grams of shrooms, and a couple rock star rails on Sunday. Then he squatched like nobody's business.

Squatched by Zanninu April 15, 2024

Sqwinchered

When you have an orgasm and a Charlie horse at the same time

I haven’t had any electrolytes today and we were fucking for 3 hours but then she put her finger in me and I sqwinchered

Sqwinchered by Lube emergency July 21, 2026