squit bleed

You make the female cum so hard she starts to squirt, shit herself, begin to have a nooe bleed, then go into a 10 second seizure.

Dude, last night i made my girl friend cum so har i made her squit bleed, i cant wait to do it tonight again.

by ADHLX August 6, 2009

ScReAmInG SqUiTs

The name says it all.

Mcdonalds gives me the screaming squits in a short amount of time.

by Pat The Phunky Homosapien June 28, 2003

squite squirrel

term for a white girl

check out the squite squirrel

by squitymcsquitesquite March 16, 2009

squit face

Clare Fraser Of City Of London Freemen's School

Best Friend Of Emily - see wenchie

Clare is a squit face

by roz March 23, 2004

Christmas Squits

The runs you get on xmas morning after to much to drink on xmas eve.

Mum: You were in the toilet a long time this morning.

Son: Yep, I drank miles too much last night and had the old Christmas Squits!!!

by JimmyF69 December 24, 2008

Spring Flinging in the Squiting Sprayer

This is when you have a big party or celebration revolving around your squiting sprayer (AKA WAP)

Madelyn: im having a spring flinging in the squiting sprayer tonight if anyone wants to “come”😏😏

by Wetspaghetti June 9, 2021

Squit Stop

When you need to stop at a service station or supermarket whilst on the motorway due to an unfortunate case of the shits. It seemed like a good when you decided to have Indian food for dinner last night, but now you have to deal with the squity consequences. When needing a Squit Stop you will unfortunately have to stop at every opportunity to cleanse your bowels. If you do end up with the Squits and are heading on a long journey then it is recommended that you bring multiple pairs of underwear due to the shittyness of the situation.

Chuck: Man, thats the third gas station we've stopped at, are you okay?

Hank: Not good man, I'm sorry but I keep needing to take squit stops. I will always love Del Taco but Del Taco will never love me.

Chuck: Have you get extra pants?

Hank: No, I am gonna have to resort to a Shart Tampon

Chuck: That's grim

by Sieffy April 5, 2013