squirrely old fuck

An old dude on a meth bender who’s eyes usually point in different directions.

When I came outta my house this morning my car was sitting on blocks! I bet that squirrely old fuck from down the street stole my rims!

by Flappy Dawg July 13, 2022

Squirrely Temple

A vodka infused Shirley Temple sprinkled with lemon and greasy pubes.

Bro, I ordered a Squirrely Temple at the Cellar and I was flossing my teeth with Shooters taint hair for 2 hours!! Yum

by The turd abibes June 7, 2025

gettin' squirrely up in here

A phrase used to describe a situation that is totally out of hand or ridiculous.

JB: Did you see the Katies and Bridget spiking their drinks with vodka in the breakroom?

Sharon: It's only 10 am!
JB: It's gettin' squirrely up in here!

by Fireball BD March 23, 2012

getting squirrely

the act of engaging in awesome shit.

We're getting squirrely right now. What are you doing?

by i'm the squirrel January 11, 2012

Wet Squirrely

Taking your wet nuts and placing them in someone’s ear. Getting it weed the fun part dip it on the toilet

I got Pat last night with a wet squirrely and they developed swimmers ear, will never hear me coming again.

by KtwotheY October 27, 2017

“Squirrel it away”

To “squirrel it away” is the act of tucking your testicles into your Butthole before a fight begins to protect them.

“Squirrel it away”. The guy tried to kick me in the nuts but luckily I “squirrelled them away” before the fight began.

by Tswizzles February 24, 2023

Two squirrels in a walnut tree

A literal statement about two squirrels playfully climbing a walnut tree on a sunny Spring morning

Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!

by Sharkey & Bubbles May 7, 2022