Wet Squirrely

Taking your wet nuts and placing them in someone’s ear. Getting it weed the fun part dip it on the toilet

I got Pat last night with a wet squirrely and they developed swimmers ear, will never hear me coming again.

by KtwotheY October 27, 2017

squirrely cheese

When u don't wash your ass for three weeks and this cheese like substance comes out and your sexual partner licks it out

My girlfriend licked my squirrely cheese until she threwup

by Smelly Bon bons September 3, 2016

squirrely old fuck

An old dude on a meth bender who’s eyes usually point in different directions.

When I came outta my house this morning my car was sitting on blocks! I bet that squirrely old fuck from down the street stole my rims!

by Cocknocks July 13, 2022

Squirrely

Something you say when an event is weird, strange, funny, or normal. It is named after the animal squirrel.

I just got a hamburger, it was pretty squirrely.

by ramzomiduke August 5, 2022

Squirrely Temple

A vodka infused Shirley Temple sprinkled with lemon and greasy pubes.

Bro, I ordered a Squirrely Temple at the Cellar and I was flossing my teeth with Shooters taint hair for 2 hours!! Yum

by The turd abibes June 7, 2025