Squidward

A blue squid-like character from the popular Nickelodeon children's television show Spongebob Squarepants.

Ron: Hey Joe, see that picture of Squidward turned upside down.
Joe: Yeah, it looks like an uncircumcised penis with balls.
Ron: LOL

by Funnyguy 89898 January 14, 2010

Squidward

The most iconic squid in Bikini bottom
He is a sexy male who plays the clarinet

He strongly dislikes Spongebob and Patrick

Full time worker at the Krusty Crab

1) You feeling it now, Squidward?

by guacandsalsa June 4, 2018

Squidward

Known as The Squidward is a practice where you put colored paint on your penis and paint squidwards face on your girlfriends face.

Jay: "Last night was kinky my girlfriend Karen and I did the Squidward last night"
Ben: "Truly a royal dump to be heard through my ears in my life."

by Boots with the fur February 7, 2021

Squidward

the (in some and possibly very few people's opinions) Adorable precious angry cinnamon roll in spongebob, he's like an angry violent-ish kitten X-3

girl that actually loves squidward respectfully: *sitting at krusty krab watching squidward*

squidward: *fussing at a customer at the register for holding up the line*
squidward loving girl: *giggles* *thinks to self* heh heh squidward's such an angry cinnamon roll <3

by Female sans January 23, 2018

Squidward

When a man places his balls on a persons eye sockets and drapes his dick over the nose.

I pulled a squidward on my girl last night.

by Robby.S October 14, 2017

squidward

To smoke or engage in smoking marijuana.

Yo, its squidward time.
You ready for squidward.

by Meg Millions October 23, 2006

Squidward

The most MLG dank meme of 2015, 2016 and early 2017. He has a big, fat, black, juicy, rounded, throbbing nose making him the most attractive being in the universe.

OMG LOOK AT THAT GUYS NOSE HE MUST BE SQUIDWARD

by MEEEEMES March 9, 2017