Squidward Threesome 

A Squidward Threesome is a BDSM threesome involving two disobediant subs, or brats, and a dom. It involves the brats disobeying the dom’s orders, expecting to be punished, while the dom punishes them for mutual sexual pleasure.

I just had the greatest Squidward Threesome, man. I dominated the fuck out of those two girls.

Squidward Threesome by GingervitisDV October 1, 2017

handsome squidward

the most divine creature under the sea; he used to be ugly before his cosmetic surgery; a smoking hot person with a greek god physique.

whoa did you see that hottie? what a handsome squidward!

handsome squidward by JustPeachy07 January 18, 2010

Squidward 

sexiest beast alive

Damn I wish I could eat squidward ass

Squidward by Kinkyemokid August 14, 2017

squidward cooch 

when your coochie sounds like squidward walking

Man 1: I heard that girl has a squidward cooch
Man 2: I know! It sounds just like him

squidward cooch by pproblemm April 1, 2020

squidward check 

One person yells "ayo squidward check!"
Then everyone else gives their breathiest, most upsetting, male moan as loud as they can into the microphone.

AYO SQUIDWARD CHECK!
EVERYONE ELSE: UHEUEHHA

squidward check by naftin December 28, 2020

Squidward 

The 'straight guy' on the comedy known as spongebob Squarepants

"you have to feel sorry for Squidward sometimes"

Squidward by JimmyK September 12, 2003

The Squidward 

When you place your genitals over a persons face (Male/Female). Place your testicles on the eyes and your cock over the nose to resemble the Spongebob Squarepants character Squidward.

I gave your Mum 'The Squidward' last night.

The Squidward by Flealan February 23, 2008