Squelchy

The sound that HOT butter makes when you squeeze it.

Tim took the fresh butter out of the microwave. *Squelchy*

by idkwhyiwrotethese June 9, 2019

Squelchlick

When you get food on your chin

You have a Squelchlick

by loox8332 January 15, 2021

Squelch

A group of five or more douchebags

Are there enough of those annoying pricks to constitute a squelch?

by SafetySquints February 11, 2023

Popping a squelchie

The act of a woman dropping goo, or getting it.

Julie was popping a squelchie when she saw Shawn.

by Squelchie December 10, 2017

squeeshed

To be squished and squeezed simultaneously.

Rima was squeeshed into the backseat of the car between two very large women.

by LeWanna February 1, 2008

Squelch

The sound that occurs when the monster cock gets pulled out of an asshole

wow i heard some major squelch from you then benjamin!

by bensreallyafag August 5, 2008

Squelch-Meter

The Squelch-Meter is the only accurate way to measure a woman's pussy squelch. The meter goes from 1-10. Pussies with a squelch of 1 have dry ass, Sahara desert pussies. Pussies with a squelch of 10 have wet, drippy, Niagara Falls pussies. A 10 is the best score, but pussies with a squelch of 6 and up are acceptable. The squelch is more important than any other rating a woman can receive.

"Damn bro, Sydney's pussy was a fuckin' 4 on the Squelch-Meter. I'm never hooking up with that bitch again."

by vivsnake August 31, 2021