by green923jade October 17, 2017
Get the squash mug.when a guy is in a tent with a few of his mates and wants a wank and to get out he tramples everyones nuts. whilst standing at the camp fire the guy looks over his shoulder to see his mates hobble out of the tent in disgust, hence resembling a 'squash hobbler'.
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In a concert or gig, the area in a crowd towards the front barrier where the crowd is too packed together to move. The area in front on the zone where mosh pits occur
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Get the beef squash mug.1. When someone/something ruins, disrespect, or infuriates someone/something
2. A buzzkill
3. Something flawed
Much like the old sayings such as "grind my gears" and "chap my ass," this saying originates from witnessing a toddler dispensing his saliva on a batch of butternut squash at a Trader Joe's. These events caused an nearby employee to exclaim with vigor, distain, and fury "he is spitting on squash!"
When actions like these takes place a proper response is to engage in a duel or the throwing of these hands (which people dont want)
2. A buzzkill
3. Something flawed
Much like the old sayings such as "grind my gears" and "chap my ass," this saying originates from witnessing a toddler dispensing his saliva on a batch of butternut squash at a Trader Joe's. These events caused an nearby employee to exclaim with vigor, distain, and fury "he is spitting on squash!"
When actions like these takes place a proper response is to engage in a duel or the throwing of these hands (which people dont want)
Lance: Bruh, why did you talk to that girl? You knew i wanted her!
Captain Falcon: Dont trip you know you weren't goin to talk her.
Lance: bruh stop spitting on squash
Captain Falcon: Dont trip you know you weren't goin to talk her.
Lance: bruh stop spitting on squash
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by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
Get the I Know What You Did Last Summer Squash Burger mug.A racquet sport extremely popular in select areas in the US like california , and most of the east coast .
-Is played indoors in a court somewhat like, but not to be confused with, racquetball .
-Is popular with kids with a juniors program.
-Has been named one of the top two sports, along with competitive swimming .
-Is aweeesoomee!
-Is played indoors in a court somewhat like, but not to be confused with, racquetball .
-Is popular with kids with a juniors program.
-Has been named one of the top two sports, along with competitive swimming .
-Is aweeesoomee!
Guy: So what'd you do this weekend?
Player: I played squash!
Guy: Mhm and how did that go?
Player: GREAT, i hit this drop and the other guy totally couldn't get it, not to mention my serving was great- i finally got that lob serve down.
Guy: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Player: I played squash!
Guy: Mhm and how did that go?
Player: GREAT, i hit this drop and the other guy totally couldn't get it, not to mention my serving was great- i finally got that lob serve down.
Guy: I have no idea what you're talking about.
by ilikesquash(: January 3, 2010
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