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Squash cougar

A squash cougar is a mature lady who enjoys partaking in the occasionally game of squash. And who can often be found, posting pictures of themselves on the internet inserting squash rackets into different orifices.
Gina's mum is a proper squash cougar, I seen her on squashcougartube she had a 145 head deep in her box. It was boss.
by Rego45 May 2, 2014
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Beef squashed

The suppression of certain temporary aggravations between acquaintances.

The phrase is a dependent clause, not a verb or a noun.
Beef squashed, let's go to the bar together.

I love you man, beef squashed.

#beefsquashed
by 4bobthekiller June 20, 2022
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What the squash

A term used as a reaction to events, instead of using the overused expression what the f**k
"What the squash are you doing in the fridge!?"
by REALLYTHdudE April 12, 2020
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squashed beef

To get rid of any past beef or drama that went down between two people and to get onto good terms with, typically used between an ex-SO
I saw my ex last night and we squashed beef so we are cool now.
by Qweens4life May 30, 2018
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Squash Ass

The intense amount of pain in the buttox region that is a consequence of playing too much squash. Due to muscle soreness.
I played squash for four hours today after not having played it in three years. I'm going to have a serious case of squash ass tomorrow.
by squasherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr January 7, 2009
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blown raspberry/squashed raspberry

When a girl is on her period and not wearing a pad or tampon the blood stains all over her clothes
by Kandygirl342 June 1, 2012
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squashed strawberry alley cat

"Can I get you a drink?" "I'll have a squashed strawberry alleycat." "I'm not sure what that is" 'It's simple, it's 12 fresh strawberries sliced, 3 ounces of dark rum, a splash of creme de..."
a squashed strawberry alley cat is 12 large strawberries, chopped. 3 ounces dark rum, a splash of creme de menthe. 1 ounce of suger. a thimble of grape pucker. a soupcon of cinammon. a touch of rupleminze. a klaxon of pineapple sauce. a grimace of red wine. Garnish with a muskmelon wedge, a hyacynthe petal, a childs laughter, and a tampon.
by butterballs January 21, 2009
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