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Sporting a Weasely

Having an erection while wearing pants, yet it is clear that they are erect.
Not to be confused with "Pulling a Weasely", yet it is still similar.
Did you see Ron's dad?
No, why?
He's totally Sporting a Weasely while talking to that woman.
by Morik June 14, 2010
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Sporting Woods

The erections that Jim Nance and Johnny Miller produce whenever they are able to work Tiger Woods name into a golf tournament broadcast. Which is, of course, whenever possible.
Jim Nance: Tom Watson hurt his elbow on the 6th Hole.
Johnny Miller: Tiger Woods has elbows.
Jim Nance: The elbows of a champion as a matter of fact.
(off camera)
Johnny Miller: Are you pants getting tighter?
Jim Nance: Oh Yeah, we're sporting woods!
by Fist of Fury April 12, 2008
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Sportin a Thornton

by simon lagree July 27, 2006
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spartini

The drink equivalent of being kicked off a cliff by a screaming, caped man.
Person A: Dude, I think that first sip of spartini just made Chuck Norris flinch!

Person B: HERETIC. YOUR EYES ARE DECEITFUL.
by Rain the Revenant May 1, 2008
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Spurtious

An event that is outside the norm, to the extent that it might be forged.
Thye results that we are seeing on Google are spurtious
by shewords February 9, 2010
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sporting a MacDonald

being really bald
Dude, I haven't seen you for a long time. You're totally sporting a MacDonald!
by flash1 May 12, 2011
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dicks sporting goods

A store that sells sporting goods.
I went to dicks sporting goods to buy a baseball.
by softballcatch124 August 4, 2007
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