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surly for wood

To exhibit surly behaviors to the extreme; oozing surliness. To be in a mood so foul and miserable that one might question if someone had pissed in your Cheerios that morning. This behavior can also be caused by having your panties in a wadded up bunch in your butt crack. An unmatched display of profanity for no apparent reason.
Ken: "God-Damn, son-of-a-bitch. Shit."
Charlie: "Geez Ken, what's up with you today? You are surly for wood" Ken: "Shut up Charlie and get me some dip."
by Not Important Information October 4, 2006
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Spudly

1. Being as dense, dumb or as downright retarded as a potato(spud).
God damn that stock boy is Spudly as fuck.
by Bob Dolle March 10, 2008
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surly drunk

Someone who is a mother fucking idiot when drunk.
by DarkLight107 March 8, 2019
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spurgy

This is when a man, and sometimes a woman, will grow a beard without a moustache as a compliment to the beard and it appears as if they have an amish-like beard AND they have no known affiliation with the amish community. Spurgy can be used to describe the person or the ugly beard itself.
I saw a man the other day with a red and gray colored spurgy, and he was grooming his spurgy inside his station wagon as he sat at the red light waiting for it to turn green.
by elcaminocity February 18, 2010
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surly dwarf

Small brown halfling, easily impressed by plastic cars and belt accessories. Generally too small to climb over a snowflake. Likes mowing, eating, dithering, eating and sarcasm.

See also hot karl
Q. Where's the surly dwarf?
A. He's too afraid to come in, he saw dandruff on his pillow this morning
by SteenK L.ARSE.N March 4, 2005
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Smurly

Someone’s face when they have been sussed out. Or made fun of
Haha your face has gone smurly
by rupert o'johnson March 8, 2019
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Sparly

An electrician who has not quite reached the rank of sparky due to doing half ass jobs that are not to a high standard,
Bro you’re such a sparly the way you’ve run those cables without support
by Mr. Space December 10, 2020
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