spunky monkey

Having sex with a girl you are trying to break up with. When you are about to blow your load you pull out, spunk in your hand and then slap her across the face with it. You then dance around the room like a monkey making her think you are crazy thus making her want to break up with you.

Gary...You should break up with that phsyco bitch. I can't Yvonne just doesn't get it. Well give her the spunky monkey and she won't want to stay around cause she'll think your the crazy one.

by spencey121 April 17, 2007

Spunky

A term of endearment for a incredibly hot, sexy guy.

Check out that spunky guy! He is such a spunky bum that I cant keep my hands off of him!

by Crazy Cat 38 October 30, 2012

Spunky Gold Medina

The act of ejaculating into your partner's eyes, then immediately washing it off with urine.

Alex's face smelled like salty piss, and his vision was blurred for hours after I gave him a spunky gold medina.

by jrokin October 19, 2011

spunky pup

The youngest of the lads who comes to town and fucks the most women that evening

what a night last night boys, you seen Keith anywhere?

Oi oi that spunky pup, yeah he passed out at the brothel

by Spunky May 3, 2016

spunky

to be brave and determined......

Yo! That girl blowing the boss' cock right now sure is spunky when it comes to getting her paycheck!

by MMM May 21, 2004

Spunky

How a female smells after engaging in heterosexual sex.

Wow, Nancy sure is spunky today. And isn't that yesterday's outfit?

by WannaKnowManilow November 2, 2011

spunky dunky

A used condom.

John got really cross when he found a spunky dunky by the garages outside his towerblock.

by Dunky Oggins December 8, 2003