When two people are spooning, and the big spoon gets a boner and therefore pokes the little spoon in the ass/thigh region
by The Girls of 44 January 9, 2009
Get the sponer mug.Usually hairy bald men. These creatures do not feel pain, but are very susceptible to the common cold and will weep in solitude for hours.
These men have no testicles.
These men have no testicles.
by Everyone...deal with it. September 23, 2011
Get the Simon Spooner mug.Small town in Wisconsin, population 2653 (including the cows). Full of nothing but strung out potheads, stuck-up preps, and people who will never leave. Rumors spread like wildfire, and probably exceed the population. Not much to do, and nothing much to look forward to.
"I'm so sick of this small town drama"
"Well... you do live in Spooner"
"I want to go to a good college!!"
"Dude, you're not going anywhere living here."
"Well... you do live in Spooner"
"I want to go to a good college!!"
"Dude, you're not going anywhere living here."
by SickOfTheSmallTown November 6, 2011
Get the Spooner mug.Noun: Frosted Mini Spooners- Generic cereal made by Malt-O-Meal, modeled after Shredded Mini Wheats.
Sexual Act: Frosted Mini Spooner- A midget slathered in semen, hugging you as you sleep.
Sexual Act: Frosted Mini Spooner- A midget slathered in semen, hugging you as you sleep.
by Tazfan800 October 21, 2007
Get the Frosted Mini Spooners mug.A sponer is when a dude is wearing a speedo and he has a fucking huge boner
It is just completly noticable
And very HARD to hide!
It is just completly noticable
And very HARD to hide!
Person 1"LOL did you just see that dude walk past!"
Person 2"ya no one could have missed that HUGE sponer"
Person 2"ya no one could have missed that HUGE sponer"
by Ilivu December 28, 2009
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Get the Spröderen mug.An individual who indulges in multiple spooning sessions.
Some believe this to be a loveable characteristic but it is, however, an incureable disease.
The only known ways of remedying such an illness are listed as followed:
1) Removing all spoons from the surrounding area
2) Substituting spoons for other cutlery (i.e forks or
spatulas)
3) Persistant name calling and abuse, as followed...
Some believe this to be a loveable characteristic but it is, however, an incureable disease.
The only known ways of remedying such an illness are listed as followed:
1) Removing all spoons from the surrounding area
2) Substituting spoons for other cutlery (i.e forks or
spatulas)
3) Persistant name calling and abuse, as followed...
by Jazz Cat Epic January 17, 2011
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