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Springer

A guy who makes you feel like you ate a pot brownie and woke up in a greeting card!
It's a completely different world when you're around Springer!
by UncleFester64 December 18, 2020
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Sproingle

To be sent to low orbit, utterly shagged, completely fucked, sent away
"You see Dave last night"
"No?"
"He Sproingled"
"That's Why he wasn't here today?"
by TacoBellTrollz August 22, 2022
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Boner Springer

A person who joins a social chatroom and immediately asks who wants to pm, have "fun" or "trade pics" to get a nut off. Not really interested in anything more than that.
Damn boner springer, always wanting to get off without saying hello or speaking about anything first.
by Blazenfireball July 8, 2017
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Braxton Springer

The tallest simp on planet earth
by Boomerhater February 27, 2020
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sproing

1. An exclamation between men used to express sexual interest in a third party. (i.e. the "sound" of a sudden erection.)
2. A derogatory expression applied to someone who has stopped thinking rationally because of sexual attraction.

see also wordboing/word and wordshwing/word
1. Joe: "Whoa, check out that hottie."
Frank: "SPROING!"
2. Joe: "I was right in the middle of talking to Frank and he just got this glazed look and wandered over to the bar."
Ted: "Sproing."
Joe: "Oh." (looks over at the bar) "She's cute."
by C. Seggelin November 7, 2003
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sproing

to jump or leap
He sproinged over the wall.
by bob's biatch December 8, 2003
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