sprog log

When someone consumes copious amounts of seaman via their anus that their next stool is majority seaman.

Mel: I have been taking it up the backdoor so much lately im shitting nothing but sprog logs.

by Adzey_jenno July 2, 2016

sprog muncher

someone who is known to eat the penis and swallow sperm

david, you're such a sprog muncher

by aagg April 9, 2008

sprog bog

whilst in the act of anal sex, the person penetrating releases themselves into another's arsehole. Once the penetrator has completed his sexual conquest, the penetratie defecates, creating a sprog bog.

The Jonas brothers were all attempted sprog bogs.

by honkyjoejoe May 31, 2015

bog n' sprog

The act of masturbating whilst having a shit at the same time.

I went into the toilet straight after Patty the other day, all the toilet paper was gone, he must have had a bog n' sprog.

by KinksKPW August 13, 2009

Sprog flume

noun

Vagina

Daddy, why were you and Mummy making so much noise last night?

Ah don’t you worry Son, Daddy was just having a go on the sprog flume

by Tominator May 21, 2023

sprog watch

(n) Maternity or paternity leave, watching the sprog (child).

Oliver: "I'd have to run it by Ian first."

Tracy: "Ian? Why? He'll be off on off sprog watch."
Dialogue from "The Archers" episode on BBC4 radio on 10 September 2019.

by TexasListener September 12, 2019

Sprog

verb. To poke, prod, or urge activity from someone who is being idle or otherwise procrastinating.

Originating in the god-game series "Populous" by Peter Molyneux (also creator of the Fable series), wherein you could get idle villagers doing nothing in a house to leave and create a new settlement by "sprogging" them. Potentially related to the once derogatory noun "sprog" in British slang, which means a child. Now often used as a term of endearment.
The term saw more general usage outside gaming among Gen-X gamers and older Millennials for any type of compelled activity.

Jeff has been on his 15 min break for 25 min. I'm going to go sprog him out of the breakroom.

We've got company coming in an hour. I'm going to sprog the sprogs to pick up their shit they've got strewn all over the house.

by anonymous December 6, 2023