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a folk/psychedelic rock band from the '60s who had a lot of a talent; shame that drugs and legal problems drove 'me apart. their song "for what it's worth" summarized America's state during the hippie years
"Dude I heard that song "for what it's worth", it rules!"
"Yeah man that's by buffalo springfield, they were a hippie group in the '60s"
"Yeah man that's by buffalo springfield, they were a hippie group in the '60s"
by stube97 September 27, 2013
Get the buffalo springfield mug.A tiny city that is simply the worst.
Locals will complain that the traffic is really bad here, but it’s actually the drivers that are bad. I have seen more wrecks and shitty driving in Springfield than in actual cities like St. Louis.
It’s not just the driving that’s bad, the people suck too. If you are here for more than a day at least one of these things will happen to you :
1. You will be told you are going to hell by Christian fundamentalists
2. You will be mugged
3. You will be catcalled by a drunk/high frat boy
Overall 2/10 those points are only because when I wasn’t loosing my mind or fearing for my life I was very entertained by the insanity of Springfield Missouri.
Locals will complain that the traffic is really bad here, but it’s actually the drivers that are bad. I have seen more wrecks and shitty driving in Springfield than in actual cities like St. Louis.
It’s not just the driving that’s bad, the people suck too. If you are here for more than a day at least one of these things will happen to you :
1. You will be told you are going to hell by Christian fundamentalists
2. You will be mugged
3. You will be catcalled by a drunk/high frat boy
Overall 2/10 those points are only because when I wasn’t loosing my mind or fearing for my life I was very entertained by the insanity of Springfield Missouri.
Friend 1: “How was your trip to Springfield Missouri this weekend?”
Friend 2 “Good! I only got rear ended once and the guy who mugged me didn’t shoot me after I gave him my money.”
Friend 2 “Good! I only got rear ended once and the guy who mugged me didn’t shoot me after I gave him my money.”
by BitchyBee September 29, 2020
Get the Springfield Missouri mug.A city climbing the charts on the most dangerous list. Some parts are ghetto, others pretty nice. Everyone who lives here is pretty loyal to their city and has a lot of pride no matter what. The local government is constantly screwing up, the school system is always getting worse, and the debt grows larger every year.
by Danielle413 May 1, 2006
Get the Springfield,MA mug.When a man ejaculates into the nostril of his partner. Invented by a very bored couple in Springfield, Ohio.
My wife's nose was stuffy from allergies, so I gave her a Springfield Stinger and it cleared it right up! She was so happy, she gave me a blumpkin.
by Big Fizz October 20, 2008
Get the Springfield Stinger mug.Springfield is an initially charming small-town with a seemingly endless amount of people who would give you the shirt off their back. However, the longer you live there, the more you begin to realize what an absolute shit hole it is. Kids habitually go to the Wal-Mart or empty fields for entertainment and the parents of said kids are either too self-involved to care or stuck in their own childish fantasies to realize their kids are throwing their lives away, just as they have.
One can remedy this condition by either moving out or killing themselves.
One can remedy this condition by either moving out or killing themselves.
Ex. 1 - "Springfield, TN, home of the...what?"
Ex. 2 - "I moved out of Springfield, TN, now my life is worth living."
Ex. 2 - "I moved out of Springfield, TN, now my life is worth living."
by thediamondcanopy September 18, 2011
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