spraynard

Someone is disappoint in son

I'm so spraynard with you

by Baby in a Blender February 19, 2010

Sprack Demons

shadows seen while spracked out

guy1; dood im so spracked i'm seeing sprack demons.
guy2: when's the last time you slept?
guy1: slept, what's slept?

by fartsnifffa July 23, 2011

Spragueanator

The action of an individual shoving the male cock and balls down one’s throat.

“My teamate, Ash hit a wicked spragueanator on brooksie the other night. Shit was wild!”

by Phone clinic November 8, 2023

Weasel spray

The fictitious spray one uses to rid itself of a completely dirty, nasty, cheating person who often looms around the office.

Hand me the weasel spray. I was just in a meeting with Jennifer and her remnants are still here.

by Respn April 22, 2017

Sprazzle Dazzle

The act of exposing one's penis at a party or event (preferably a large one (referring to the penis or the event or both)) and shooting jizz EVERYWHERE. Thus spraying and dazzling everyone at the event or party.

The following is Jake's account of a sprazzle dazzle:

Jake: This party really blows.

Timothy: Very true. Here, imma try to save it. (Hops on stage and whips it out.)

Jake: ...the fuck??? OH! AHH!

(A cannon shot is heard and jizz flies everywhere)

Audience: AHH! EEWW! OHHH! (Moans and groans)

Jake: Well that's the end of this suit...

Random girl: That was dazzling!

by Sex Monkey Tree October 12, 2009

shark repellent bat spray

A substance stored in an aerosol can used to repel both living and explosive and/or inflatable sharks. It is often found on bat-helicopters or whereever Batman thinks it would come in handy.

Batman finds himself with a inflatable, explosive shark latched to his leg.

Batman: Robin! Get me the shark repellent bat spray!

by TheGammaGeek May 25, 2011

Cop a spray

To get angrily yelled at, and in the process, copping a spray of saliva.

My boss caught me f*cking around at work... man, did I cop a spray!

by WingNut July 9, 2004