Spaze

To get mad, go crazy, scream, shout, or hit someone because of anger. To lose it for a quick moment.

This man tried to skip me at the store and i spazed on him.

by Miss LaLa March 9, 2009

Snoze

This is the true past tense of sneeze, don’t listen to the Scrabble dictionary as it is not a recognized dictionary!

Tiffany snoze all over my food and then told me it wasn’t a word!

by Wizardsflypenguinsdont March 8, 2019

speak when spoken to

A phrase back in the day in which people would tell their children or wife to speak only when an adult begins to talk to you. In other words stay quiet.

Similar to the phrase stay quiet when the adults are talking.

Child comes up to parent and tries to speak while the parent is talking to then parent yells speak when spoken to.

by Lovewithoutlife November 22, 2013

smoze

1. To smoke a fat blunt

Hey Rob, You wanna smoze dah?

by SweetStew December 4, 2007

Eloquently spoken

Meaning very fluent in speaking. Just put into a weirder term.

Garrett: Alex do you think I’m going to graduate?
Alex: what?
Garrett: Do you think I’m going to graduate?
Alex: graduate high school?
Garrett: yes. I got held back in 2nd grade.
Alex: why?
Garrett: um I don’t know, but that’s why I had to take English twice. And that’s why I’m so eloquently spoken

by bella.dicap March 30, 2019

spokescunt

1) Who you end up speaking to when you call your brother and he won’t come to the phone.
2) What picks up the phone before the answering machine can get to it.

Your call has been intercepted by the spokescunt. Everyone is home, but nobody with any balls is here to answer your call. You can’t have the money because I am busy spending it. I know what’s best. If you have additional money for me to spend, please press one and the spokescunt will spend your money in the order in which it was received. Thank you for calling. Goodbye.

by genius-girl October 9, 2009

keyser soze

Put simply, to keyser soze someone is to create an entire fake reality for them to perceive. Once that fake reality is in place you then go about your agenda in reality while your victim makes moves and assumptions based on the fake reality you made for them. By the time they realize the truth it's already too late cause you're long gone.

I met this woman at the club and I thought everything was cool, but she pulled a keyser soze on me.

by But am I wrong though? August 31, 2017