Spontaneous Emojiconing

The use of iPhone Emojicons spontaneously through a text message. Generally a lengthy message, and could result in a "Spontaneous Emojicon War" through text between two or more people however a winner always emerges as it takes time to type each message and generally one person will quit and find something better to do.

Wow, you have a lot of emotion all of the sudden! Spontaneous Emojiconing that is!!!!!

by friendlesscoolkids December 7, 2010

Spontanus

Noun

1. A portmanteau of the words "spontaneous" and "anus", it's a term used to describe shitting your pants suddenly and without warning.

"Please stand back, I just ate a hot mayonnaise sandwich and it might get spontanus up in here."

by billebllunt February 12, 2014

Spontaneousnessism

The act of being spontaneous.

The night did have it's spontaneousnessism's

"it slaps that"

by BLITZ420 January 30, 2021

Sportaplaneology

Sportaplaneology is the study of making memes where clips of lazytown are edited with 9/11 footage to make the illusuion that a lazytown character flew a plane or airship into the twin towers on September 11th, 2001.

"Dude look at this lazytown 9/11 meme I made"

"It appears you have mastered the art of sportaplaneology."

by Anonymousmobster February 10, 2021

Spontaneous Cumbustion

The process by which, through the ingestion of an unruly quantity of phosphorous, one's ejaculate spontaneously erupts into flames upon expulsion from the penis causing widespread fear and panic.

Dave and Marie were dating until Dave's spontaneous cumbustion all over Marie resulting in a sudden case of the funerals.

by Diction.net February 24, 2015

spontaneous regularity

(n.) diahrrea, often of the explosive and unpredictable sort.

What Donald thought was a fart had turned out to be a bout of spontaneous regularity.

by Blenderhead91 April 10, 2009

Choreographed spontaneity

Used to describe the scene in musicals where people in the street know the words and tune to the song sung by any main character, and instantly know the dance routines including, but not limited to: jumping over barrels, swinging girls in the hair and juggling. This is all despite being total strangers.

This is all supposed to be spontaneous, of course, but naturally - it's actually choreographed

"Oliver! really made me laugh. What did you think of all the choreographed spontaneity?"

by Antihero May 1, 2005