Sports 

the thing where you put a thing into another thing and win something, americas state-sponsored religion

Sports are how you were born.

Sports by IDONTHAVEANAMEANYMORE June 11, 2017

Sports 

WHAT YOURE NOT DOING RIGHT NOW!! GO OUTSIDE AND DO SOMETHING!!!

Hey. I think I'll play sports. Wanna join ?

Sports by 86anonymous September 13, 2017

Sports 

A type of sex game

Bedroom sports....do you do soft and hard sports.

Sports by Lerryberry October 1, 2018

Sports 

the vague concept of moving your body to achieve the goal of making kids cry

Dad: Hey son, lets play some sports
Son: OK
Dad: (pulls out belt)

Sports by GetReadyEpicGamers238 February 3, 2019

sports 

not golf

sports require skill and are physical unlike golf

sports by Jeff Robert Scottson May 14, 2019

Sports 

A Fucking waste of time that can’t cure obesity

Hey how was sports it ate a potato

Sports by Mb get junctures mi jyu November 12, 2019

Sports 

Something animals dont whine about, because animals dont have sports.

Female animals dont whine about how sports are unfair toward one sex or the other, since animals dont have or need sports. Animals dont do anything for sport, humans do. They also dont whine about not getting paid as much as they think they deserve, or as much as male animals, since animals dont have or need money, and don't do anything for the money, humans do. There is no more morally qualified or righteous human sex, they're both corrupted in comparison to animals. Animals really do appreciate simply being alive.

Sports by Solid Mantis April 27, 2020