by keeferooni September 25, 2007
by littleBane December 22, 2009
Somewhat like the force but with much more power. Those with the spork rule over others, much like StarWars but sadly, the lightsabers are the mortal enemy of the spork and the movie could not contain both great creations.
Yoda - Strong within you the spork is!
Jim - No kidding, Bill scared the shit out of me and I almost inhaled it! Oh wait, did you say spork, I thought you was on about the f***ing force again. Damn I am sick of that shit.
Yoda - mmmm
Jim - No kidding, Bill scared the shit out of me and I almost inhaled it! Oh wait, did you say spork, I thought you was on about the f***ing force again. Damn I am sick of that shit.
Yoda - mmmm
by (pro'n Cass-I) August 10, 2007
the random shaving of a northern-himalayan yak, usually involving some sort of anal penetration involving cheese-whiz.........yep
by readermcneil December 12, 2005
a horribly racist and derogatory term for that certain type of foreigners: you know who im talking about
Ernest: duuude goddamn sporks comming up in our country taking our jobs. who the fuck do they think they are??
Timmy: yeahh umm a spork is actually a hybrid between a fork and a spoon so i have no idea what your talking about.
Ernest: shut the fuck up.
Timmy: yeahh umm a spork is actually a hybrid between a fork and a spoon so i have no idea what your talking about.
Ernest: shut the fuck up.
by ignatiusreilly May 17, 2009
by sporkman October 18, 2006
To launch
Johnny: What is that apparatus with which you are sporking feces at the bus boy?
Billy: That's my chack-twackler.
Johnny: What's a chack-twackler?
Billy: A penis.
Johnny: Oh.
Billy: That's my chack-twackler.
Johnny: What's a chack-twackler?
Billy: A penis.
Johnny: Oh.
by Wyatt Edwards September 12, 2009