spoons in the hood

When your driving in a car and throw a spoon at a African American in the "hood" and call them a nigger. If you miss you have to pick up the spokn

Hey wana play spoons in the hood

by Mr.McBlackman August 18, 2016

Spoons fever

Spoons fever is a severe form of depression gained specifically from working at a Wetherspoon. It can be identified by grumpiness, easilily irritable mood, dead look in someone’s eyes and just a general loss of the will to live.

“It was really busy in the pub on Monday and I looked over at Andy who was in the middle of pouring eight pints of Tennants and three pints of Guinness for a group of guys and I could instantly tell he was getting spoons fever from the look on his face as the guys kept changing the order.”

“Don’t expect me to be in a good mood today I have spoons fever I’ve been working for seven days in a row and still have three more until I am off, I need a holiday!”

by SassySpooner January 8, 2019

Spoons Dad

Wetherspoons waiter who shares wisdom, humour and concerns. Looks out for you whilst you get drunk on a budget.

"Good effort, remember to keep hydrated"

"Mate, check Clifford out, he's being a proper Spoons Dad".

by MurrMiteFish9 June 28, 2022

spoons in the barnyard

term of exasperation

"Spoons in the barnyard, I got a 20 on my computer quiz!"

by Lindsay Hamel June 10, 2008

Spoons after lunch

It means that it's too late to change something that you did.

Guy1: "I wish I finished school with better marks."
Guy2: "Well, spoons after lunch now."

by 50Euros March 30, 2015

Spoons on spaghetti night

A bad solution, temporarily considered.

Looking up towards the window they thought “This rope made of laundry DOES seem pretty sturdy…” but then realized it was spoons on spaghetti night.

by PulpPigment November 1, 2023

Fear Of Spoons

Liam Payne.

'im afraid of spoons , i eat jelly with a fork''i have a fear of spoons'

by ZaynsBabe January 1, 2012