Spoon

An eating utensil, which, contrary to popular belief, was not invented until the 15th Century, by the English nobleman Gerald F. Spoon. The invention of the spoon played a major role in the rise of the artistic Renaissance, as artists, especially those in Italy, no longer wasted large amounts of their time eating soup with forks, and, thus, were able to devote more time towards their art.

"Now that I've finished my soup in a timely fashion by using this new utensil called a spoon, I'm able to paint this portrait of Mona Lisa." -Leonardo Da Vinci

by ovaltinejenkins15 October 1, 2017

spoon

A cuddling position where the back is facing the chest and the couple are laying on their sides.

c-wigga drank so much bacardi, he woke up spooning mr.flanders

by LittleGordo November 1, 2004

Spoon

The tool I use to kill relatives with.

I'm going to fucking kill you with this spoon!!

by Br0k3n L1eZ August 14, 2008

There is no spoon

The first meaning is that you can't change the world, because you don't have control over it. But you can change yourself and your perceptions of the reality. Later in the movie, in the elevator scene, it means that the impossible only is impossible for those who don't dare to make it possible. It means that you can break barriers if you believe in yourself. Neo feared that going up to the top of the building holding up the elevator cable is something crazy. But them, he remembered the spoon boy, and, as there is no spoon, there is no impossible, c'os he believed he could do it.

A: - Oh, my! This is impossible!
B: - No! There is no spoon! (and the job is done).

by MGTX May 10, 2018

Spooning

A form of cuddling in which the man embraces the woman from the back and fit together like spoons. Hence the word "spooning."

For Girls: Cute, Warm, & Straight to sleep
For Guys: A face full of hair, A dead arm, & an awkward boner

Girl to Girl: "Omg me and my boyfriend were spooning last night and it was so adorable! I slept like a baby."

Guy to Guy: "Bro I was spooning with my girl last night and it was so weird. I took me like 3 hours to fall asleep, and I couldn't move because I didn't want her to feel me."

by kingshitpaolo187 February 9, 2013

spooned

to engage in sexual actions while the other partner is asleep

"he/she got spooned last night"

by a b00b May 29, 2004

spoonful

normally, heroin; more generally, any drug that is injected after being dissolved in a spoon

"could fill spoons full of diamond/could fill spoons fulls of gold/just just a little spoon of your precious love/will satisfy my soul" -from howlin' wolf's song "spoonful"

by Spoonered January 23, 2010