Spoonless

Meaning lack of energy. Commonly used among sufferers of such conditions as EDS to describe how they are feeling.

Oh man, that trip to the shops knackered me, I'm now totally spoonless for the rest of the day.

by sozishere August 30, 2013

Spoonism

Spoonism Is A Religion Surrounding Reflection

Hey did you hear that Bobby joined Spoonism?

by Dead guy in a ditch April 2, 2021

spoonie

A scots word meaning 'foolish person' or 'drug abusing child molester'

aye ken in Macduff there's big spoonie n little spoonie wi' there little girls in their car

by Heinrich muller September 3, 2003

spoonie

one who is said to use the spoon position with others.

'others' being men, women, small woodland animals or inanimate objects such as blow-up dolls, apple pie or stationary automobiles.

"wow, look at the spoonie with that mercedes"

"wow, look at the spoonie wedged against that apple pie"

by Todd Hepburn August 23, 2005

spoonie

A person who works for J D wetherspoon

Graham is a spoonie

by Graham December 27, 2002

Spoonie

Party animal, found in manchester. Loves travelling especially to thailand and spain. Loves the number 8. Enjoys elephant riding in thailand. Now lives in Madrid with Spanish Bird. Loves flakin girls across the arse. Likes girls who like Yorkies. Fond of the Jager...and buckets of.

Spoonie it up, Spoonie Spoonie Spoonie (to the melody of ruby ruby ruby), Spoony is mad for it, Mix that bucket with Spoonie, Samsung it up Spoonie, Jager it up Spoonie,

by Shambo May 20, 2008

spoonie

A person dealing with narcolepsy, or other neurological disorders dealing with sleep.

A narcoleptic.

"Hey, should I invite John out tonight?"

"Nah I think he's passed out right now."
"Oh damn, poor spoonie"

"Fuck! I fell asleep on someone on the tram again; spoonie problems."

by gaeegg January 9, 2017