spongebob squarepants

a cool square dude that lives in bikini bottom

Spongebob and Patrick went jellyfishing!

by spongebob squarepants March 4, 2003

spongebob squarepants

SpongeBob SquarePants is an addorable, loveable, huggable, effeminate, and absorbant, yellow sponge (who lives in a pineapple under the sea....)! Some argue that SpongeBob is idiotic.....well, it CAN be kind of a dumb show at times, but that's part of what makes SpongeBob so incredibly awesome. Squidward is probably my favorite character on the show.....he's so delightfully cynical! What's also great about SpongeBob is that people of all ages can find humor in it. Even though most all other shows on Nick are stupid (Invander Zim was good though....and Fairly OddParents has its moments), SpongeBob is a rather good little show.

SpongeBob & Squidward on Krabby Patties:
SpongeBob:...krabby patties are good for you!
Squidward: Good for you?! Please, those things are a heart attack on a bun!
SpongeBob: No, i meant...they're good for your soul *heavenly music plays; Spongebob is shown standing on a cloud with wings and a halo*!
Squidward: Please! I have no soul *evil laughing is heard; Squidward is shown with fire, stalactites and stalagmites behind him*!
~note: i appologize to everyone if i accidentally messed up that quoted conversation in anyway...which i probably did~

by Alcatraz Psycho Ward Outpatient September 15, 2005

SpongeBob swear words

Tartar sauce- blasphemy (holy crap, goddamn, Jesus Christ)

Barnacle- traditional swear word (dick, shit, fuck, etc.; depending on the context)

What the barnacles- alternative to what the hell, fuck

Shrimp- minced oath (shit)

Fishpaste- another minced oath (fuck)

Mr. Krabs: (accidentally drops a piece of bread from a Krabby Patty): Tartar sauce!
Squidward: What??
Mr. Krabs: Oh, barnacles, my bad...
Squidward: The founder of a restaurant uses such SpongeBob swear words?! I'd fire myself out if I were you!

SpongeBob: (stabs foot) OW! BARNACLES!!
Patrick: What the barnacles happened SpongeBob?!
SpongeBob: FISHPASTING SHRIMP! FISHPASTE...THAT...SUN...OF...A...BEACH!
Mrs. Puff: (gasps) HOW DARE YOU GUYS USE 'SPONGEBOB SWEAR WORDS' IN PUBLIC?!

by Secret Godpower August 25, 2016

Spongebong Hemppants

One of the funniest Internet cartoons ever, but for some reason is very hard to find.

Who live in a bong in a dormitory? Spongebong Hemppants!

by --- March 6, 2005

Spongebobble

The way the Japanese pronounce "Spongebob".

SPONGEBOBBLE!

by FlyingBison February 20, 2011

Ndilo Spongebob

Are you ready little boys?
Aye-aye channel.
I can't hear you...
Aye-aye channel!

Oh! Who lives on the barrier over the border?
Gaige Gaige Forrest!
Annoying and white and short is he!
Gaige Gaige Forrest!

If cool drug deals be something you wish...
Gaige Gaige Forrest!
Then get shot and flop like a fish!
Gaige Gaige Forrest!
Ready?

Gaige Gaige Forrest! Gaige Gaige Forrest!
Gaige Gaige... Forrest! Hahaha! Ahahahah ahh

The Ndilo Spongebob song.

by Nolqn69 March 7, 2017

Sad Spongebob Fail

An extremely stupid and sad fail, extremely far into a Catastrophic+ tower in JToH.

The best example of this, is when LiteratureDesk failed an incredibly easy jump on the final stretch of Citadel of Infinite Void.

Dude, I had a Sad Spongebob Fail on last jump of Tower of Vacant Hindrances..

by markeladerian August 1, 2023