Spitzer

When you criticize people for cheating on their partners and then you do it yourself.

Joe: Hey isn't Steve going out with Angela?
Bob: Yea, why?
Joe: I just saw him making out with another chick! I guess all that talk about being 'faithful' to people was a bunch of bull huh?
Bob: Yep. He just pulled a spitzer on Angela...

by Itsnotthatfunny March 13, 2008

Spitzered

The ability to lose your prestigious, high profile, well paying job and the public's confidence, because you paid for sex.

Eliot was Spitzered by Kristen and the FBI.

by mecicon March 11, 2008

spitzrel

When your lower- region hair gets into knots.

"Oh! I can't pee! My pubes have gone into a spitzrel!"

by Thomas Smith, Christen Majchrowsky May 20, 2008

Spitzed

to be shit on and or denied after trying to ask out a girl over a text

James just got spitzed when Mia completely shut him down after he asked her out over a text (fag)

by Mia Spitz December 24, 2009

spitzered

The act of vehemently accusing and or chastising someone for a behavior or action, then doing the very same thing when they turn their back.

Former Governor Elliot Spitzer Prosecuted Prostitution rings, and customers; all while using them himself for the past decade. Each of the persons prosecuted were "spitzered."

by Ascoda March 13, 2008

Eliot Spitzer

Eliot Spitzer is the new leader of New York State. Defeated John Faso with 69% of the vote in 2006.

Eliot Spitzer became governor of New York very easily.

by Alexander "Sasha" Ivanoff May 22, 2007

Spitzered

Losing ones high-paying, high-profile job after being caught in a prostitution ring.

Mike got spitzered from his VP job after he was busted with that hooker.

by jrod147 March 11, 2008