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Spinning Cock-slap 

Verb. A mid- air maneuver. To strike a person or an object with your erect penis whilst spinning in mid-air. Note: you must rotate a full 360% for it to be a full Spinning Cock-slap, otherwise it doesn't count. Think a Roundhouse kick, only with your penis. If you get hit with a
Spinning Cock-slap", you lose 20 "cool" points.
Not to be confused with the "Jumping Cock-Smash"
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Mike used the "Spinning cock-slap" to knock the drink out of Tina's hand and spilled it all over her new blouse.

After Mike had sex with you Mother, he performed the "Spinning Cock-slap", and forcefully thumped her nose with his penis, she was most displeased.

The Spinning Dick Suck 

Where 2 or more people suck a dick while they are both on a merry go round. It ends when everybody throws up.
I just did the spinning dick suck for the first time at the park and it was so amazing!!!!

Spinning the Smarter Way 

The Project Citizen contestant who won first place Nationals in the USA. The form is submitted by 510 is PS122Q
I love how PS122Q hosted the fifth grade class who won Project Citizen 2023 Spinning the Smarter Way.

rims that keep spinning when you stop 

What a moron calls spinners (rims that are in two parts with one attached by ball bearins so they keep moving after the wheel itself has stopped).
Guy 1:Wow, that thugs got some phat rims that keep spinning when you stop.
Guy 2: They are called spinners you asshole.
Guy 1: I hate my life

rims that keep spinning when you stop 

a rim of a car with a outerrim that keeps spinning when you have no motion. (not always on a car)
"those spinning rims are tight."

Spinning Rhino DNA 

When you take an excess amount of ADHD medication and partake in the cognitive "Bradley Cooper" type enhancement felt when high dosages
Of the schedule 2 substance "Adderall, Vyvanse, and fuck tha rest". #notonacid
Up is left and right is down and red is go and green stop and blue is yellow and now is go

Geeking off your aunt jamima
Spinning Rhino DNA