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Spider-Man

His real name is Peter Parker. He became the hero he is today to avenge his uncle's death.
Hey Jeremy. Remember how we used to beat the crap out of that Parker kid back in high school. Those were the days. Now we can't even touch him or else he'll go Spiderman on our asses.
by Flash Thompson August 25, 2003
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Gets more reboots then people change socks
Spider-man: My uncle Ben just died

*Reboot*
Spider-man: My uncle Ben just died
by God among us October 15, 2020
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a gentleman who was bit by a spider and now he can shoot webs out of his penis.
spider-man has webbed semen
by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021
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When you're doing a girl doggy style and close to climax, push her away, cum into your hand, when she turns round throw said cum into her face shouting 'SPIDER-MAN'
by OCSWA December 11, 2010
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(Verb) When one sex partner spooges into his palm and quickly lobs it at the other. Alternately, no sex partner is needed, just jizz and fling.
Rude prisoner: Gave that sucka guard a spider-man.

Randy-at-the-last: Unng unnh ahhh oohh! Here baby, catch! Hehehheh. Spider-man!
by Waer December 22, 2005
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A perfect superhero that would be ashamed of all the sexual definitions of his name. Also he doesn’t feel so good in infinity war.
Spider-man would be disappointed in all of the sexual web slingers.
by Flame21 May 5, 2019
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I wish I am Spider-Man
by word.org May 19, 2020
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