bag of spanners

someone with a really ugly face

shrasa is ok but her sister is a bag of spanners

by turn November 2, 2003

wank spanner

Your hand(s). A tool to complete the job of jacking off with.

Whats the boy going to do..he got both his wank spanners blow of in Bagdad

by poondaddy January 5, 2005

spanner in the works

a problem that comes totally out of the blue and ruins a set plan.

"OI is johnny coming round to the pub?"
"Nah his girlfriend has a cold so hes has to stay home and look after her"
"Thats a spanner in the works isnt it"

by DonaIdTrump March 7, 2017

Spannerak

This is a word I invented recently whilst working for an engineering firm, it describes a type of person who is usually old and verbally flatulent and becomes aroused while shitting on about intricacies of engineering problems.

Those borring twats are such a bunch of Spanneraks

by Rikstir June 13, 2012

SPANNER-CRAB

When tweakers are completely munted out of their minds the fucking spanners arms end up turning in to crab claws and look like total dick heads

Oi Emily, Check out that totally munted SPANNER-CRAB , WHAT A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG. WANNA BE RAVER. UGHHH FUCKING TWEAKERS

by SHMEXI November 30, 2016

Spawner

A unknown person you have never seen before, often almost appearing to have "spawned" into existence. A spawner has no defining traits, and often are completely forgettable. Spawners behave in a very similar fashion to video game NPCs, in that they appear out of thin air and rarely possess a personality that isn't surface-level.

Person A: Who is that guy? Never seen him before.
Person B: I have no idea. He's a total spawner.

by The Real Pain November 10, 2019

Shaynendeep

The guy who goes home from school but then comes back 5 mins later

Teacher: Shaynendeep your going home

Shaynendeep:Okay-

-5 mins later-

Shaynendeep:So hey kids im bacl

by thatonequietkid314 November 21, 2022