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spasticated

a person who has serious mental problems such as george bush and the american people who support him.
also common in animals
that is one spasticated turtle
by fo'shizzle ma nizzle March 15, 2003
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Substitute swear word

Any word or phrase that is used in place of a swear word or swear phrase or other frowned-upon word or phrase. Common examples of this include heck for the word hell, pecker for the word dick, butt for the word ass, what the fudge for the phrase what the fuck, what the heck or what the hedge for the phrase what the hell, and so forth.

Words and phrases like these are commonly used in front of children by parents or family members when they would otherwise use a swear word. There are many such words or phrases, sometimes having been in use for generations, others more recently invented.
Heck is such a substitute swear word for hell
by Duraiken December 2, 2010
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spasticate

To make oneself operate as simliar to a person with a physical disability, indoubtably by performing some act of stupidity involving a sharp knife and a citrus fruit.
"Ha !! Ginge pure spasticated himself !"
by Mohammed Mountain November 26, 2003
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Substitute Driver

A school bus driver different from your usual one. Commonly not very good at their job, or with no idea how to use the GPS.
"this substitute driver is completely inept"
by Beholderface September 26, 2017
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Spastikated camel

Mrs woods a camel who looks like a spastik
He a spastikated camel
by Fhtdgh June 6, 2018
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meat substitute

A realistic dildo, veins and all are included
You shouldnt be able to tell the difference between a meat substitute and the real thing.
Jim "Jenni where is your meat substitute ?"
Jenni "it's in the drawer"
by Bubza101 December 11, 2017
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homo substitute

1) A hetero-fexible male
2) A heterosexual man who drinks and becomes increasingly more gay
3) A heterosexual male who will act as a gay man (i.e. cuddle, receive sexual favors) when a fellow homosexual is not present.
"Are there going to be any homos or homo substitutes at that party, if not then I see no reason to go"

"I cuddled with a homo substitute last night. Almost as good as the real thing
by Pr3dair October 21, 2010
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