Minge Spacker

A male who, during sex, after the female screams 'harder' pulls out a spatular and slaps the womens genitalia until she screams stop.

this is a type of bondage.

Guy - Check that gash ova there bladdd, OI MY SIZE.

*Girl walks over to speak to him*

Guy - what you up to tonight babe? fancy letting me minge spack you?

Girl - NARRR im not into bondage.

*Girl walks back to her friends*

Girl - i wouldnt bother with him hes a minge spacker.

by ManchesterMCFC February 10, 2009

spacker bus

the small bus that i ride to school \m/

I rided the spacker bus!!!

by gabe April 8, 2004

Spacker Wagon

A vehicle used primarily for transporting window lickers, mongs, spazmatrons and cripples

'Get in my spacker wagon young crippled boy'

by Mrs Pip September 21, 2009

spacker

Someone who repeatedly acts like a dick because they think that they are being funny

Alan: ha gay ha gay ha gay
Ben: stop being a spacker alan

by spacker110 January 26, 2015

spadered

When your wang has been chopped off by Spader, or your vagina has been irreparably scarred/removed via a sharpened gardening spade.

(Spading is actually an accepted practice by local cults in the C.H.S. area, so don't move there!)

He Spadered my cat, He Spadered my Hog, Then he went & took my Hot Dog!

(Rhyme of the Spadered, by C. Mullady)

by SpadeAvenger April 24, 2004

spacker taxi

A non emergency ambulance. Used to transport people of disbility to various engagements. Including but not confined to: hospital appointments and, back home again

Nurse: Will you be able to make it to your appointment on the 19th?
Patient: Yeah, don't worry. I'll take the spacker taxi.

by morpethrob January 7, 2008

Spacker cunt

Dylan beeston

Me: Dylan what you up to you spacker cunt
Dylan: nigger

by Big bih July 6, 2019