spacepants

A euphemism for hairy bear homosexuals with anger management issues.

Q: Who pissed in his cereal?

A: Spacepants.

by GearyO December 16, 2008

Spacetard

A person who shows up at an actual newsworthy space related event (ie a space shuttle landing) dressed up as a science fiction movie character.

Did you see the space shuttle launch today, and that guy they interviewed that was dress up like Spock? What a spacetard.

by HarpersFerryMark December 30, 2009

Sagelander

One who resides in the sagebrush covered ranges of the Western United States, Mexico and Canada, specifically the Great Basin region and surrounding areas. Typically Sagelanders are rural folk living in small agricultural communities with few, if any, local major metropolitan centers. Robust and amiable, the Sagelanders are know for their strong opinions and warm hospitality. Outdoor enthusiasts by choice and trade, the Sagelander almost always has a favorite 'secret spot' for the best hunting, fishing, or going four-bying (4x4). Fiercely independent and mostly self reliant, the Sagelander is a modern pioneer and a jack of all trades.

All us Sagelanders got together to med and brand the cattle. After the branding we cooked up some hearty cowboy chilli on the fire and drank beer till midnight. Work hard, play hard. That's how we do it

out here in the Sagelands.

by Jackalope Reserves January 9, 2021

brown spaceman

When someone takes a dump onto a piece of tin foil that was on someone's nake chest. (similar to a hot carl)

Jeremy was sleeping naked and I ate a lot beans that day so I decided to give him a brown spaceman. It was out of this world.

by rob huxel July 9, 2011

Spaceman Wednesday

The day of the week for partying when you're in space. Due to there being no calendars, it could actually land on any day of the week.

You going to Spaceman Wednesday?
But it's thursday... isn't it?
NOT IN SPACE!

by RikkiRockstar April 3, 2009

Spackmandoodle

The act of performing self fellatio.

I walked into the changing rooms and there he was doing the Spackmandoodle!

by Smelly Dave March 5, 2017

Spaceman

After having sex with a woman (or man), in a bed, the penetrater stands up on the bed prior to climaxing and blows his load in the air (via bouncing), thereby producing a flying semen (spacemen).

Joey:"Yo Johnny, never guess what I did last night."

Bill:"My names Bill.."

Joey:"I did a spaceman to your mother."

Bill:"I don't even know what that is.."

Joey:"It's like when yo.."

Bill:"You're a tool. Shut up faggot."

Joey:"SAD FACE):"

by Smokey Osprey October 23, 2009