kaiser sozed

When one can make up his or own life story or a simple lie using only the materials used in the room they are currently in.

Hey man did you find out if jimmy did it?

No he said dell samsung did it.

Oh you mean your computer and your printer?

Crap, I just got kaiser sozed.

by jaken May 14, 2012

sozevs

A portmanteau of soz for sorry, and whatevs for whatever. When you want to apologise sightly, and express your indifference at the same time.

Mom: stop watching YouTube, time is up
Child: sozevs (continues to watch YouTube)

by Comtebenoit June 21, 2019

sozeurface

effectively used as a comeback, especially when written due to the economical use of letters.

Stever: "I can't believe how much cuter you are than me. You're stupid."

Krisenthia: "sozeurface"

Stever: dumbfounded "oh, UH!"

by krisenthia January 11, 2008

keyser sozed

Pretending you're headed to the bar or the bathroom and instead leaving the establishment to either pass out, puke, or go bang a nasty hood rat and to never be heard from again.
(and more importantly avoiding the shit storm of your friends heckling abuse for either admitting you're leaving because of the aforementioned reasons!)

"You think you can catch Keyser Soze? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting fingered and sticks his head out? "My guess is you'll never hear from him again."

I keyser sozed out of that place and never looked back. SUCKERS!

by SEEKA January 13, 2007

sozeo

The sexiest mf alive😫

Damn did you see sozeo’s video so funny right?

by Popkinzs May 6, 2021

sozegasm

To have a sudden realization so shocking that you drop what you are holding, named for the moment in The Usual Suspects when the detective drops his coffee cup after realizing that the man he has had in his custody all along was Keyser Soze.

When Kevin realized he had left porn on the screen of his office computer, he had a massive sozegasm and coffee splattered all over the floor.

by Fartmonger July 11, 2009

Sozeo

The sexiest mf, love you Jack 🖕😚

“Sozeo is one sexy mf”
“Sozeo is my fav mutual”

by Sexy girl april May 6, 2021