In Soviet Russia, Urban Dictionary defines YOU!
by falafeln January 12, 2008
Get the soviet mug.1) n. A huge Russian Penis, capable of penetrating the tightest of pussies and squirting out nuclear sperm.
2) v. A sex position that involves using a broken condom and cumming all over the partner while standing in a rocket pose.
2) v. A sex position that involves using a broken condom and cumming all over the partner while standing in a rocket pose.
1) "Tyler's mom was moaning hard last night, I saw her go into her room with a Russian man."
"He must of gave her his soviet missile"
"That would also explain why nuclear waste is dripping from the ceiling of my room."
2) "Damn, those porn stars sure know how to do the soviet missile."
"You're a fucking pervert, you know that?"
"He must of gave her his soviet missile"
"That would also explain why nuclear waste is dripping from the ceiling of my room."
2) "Damn, those porn stars sure know how to do the soviet missile."
"You're a fucking pervert, you know that?"
by Beauqiikoi November 21, 2013
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The soviet union is now soviet-onion
by poopybutface59 February 4, 2021
Get the soviet-onion mug.the soviet onion was when a dude named stallin took over russia and made it communist. but i guess some stuff happened cause its russia again now.
glad i dont live in the soviet onion, theyd take all my speed and make me share it with people! hands off my speed commies!
by BillBollock October 17, 2020
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The lead-in to many a tired old joke on Slashdot, where the punchline is a reverse of what is normal. Sometimes produces screamingly funny results, often produces a yawn.
Derived from old Yakov Smirnoff jokes, where Mr. Smirnoff (a Soviet expatriate) used to do the same thing when talking about the former Soviet Union during his routines.
Derived from old Yakov Smirnoff jokes, where Mr. Smirnoff (a Soviet expatriate) used to do the same thing when talking about the former Soviet Union during his routines.
by ke6isf November 7, 2003
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