Sock-Butt

A shortened version of Social Butterfly.

A person who delights in social interaction.

Everywhere he goes, he makes friends so easily. He's a classic sock-butt!

by Megatomical July 22, 2020

Sock Sacrifice

Everybody's been there and done that. When you have to take a shit and there's no toilet paper , no nothing around. So you have to "Sock Sacrifice" . Now you can wipe your ass, but you are missing a sock

Taquan had to shit while we were camping, I knew we didn't pack toilet paper. Guess he has to do the Almighty Sock Sacrifice

by UrbanDictionary.OG September 24, 2022

sock cheese

A type of fermented cheese. First you must get a sweaty sock and put some cheese in it (preferably blue cheese) and leave it in a cellar for nine years. Afterwards you need to filter the cheese through the small holes in the same sock. And Bonaparte!

(Also one of the many delicacies eaten in the Geneva Cream religion)

Person 1: Have you tried the 1999 sock cheese?
Person 2: Hell yeah I fainted
Person 1: woah

by Ye nan purple June 27, 2019

Cream sock

The sock you use to clean up your ejaculate fluid.

austin has a cream sock under his bed to clean up the big mess he makes after watching titanic.

by chigdon420 April 28, 2011

Grippy sock vacation

When one goes to a mental hospital for a while.

I’m going on a grippy sock vacation, see you in a few days!

by sadboihours2003 September 24, 2021

Barefoot one sock bandit

A man who has one sock on his cock and none on his feet who wears a mask over his face and no other clothes. He steals the anal virginity of any poor soul that dares step foot in the Oneida varsity locker room.

Bryson Carinci: I was taking a shower and the barefoot one sock bandit came in and stole my anal virginity.
Zack Smithson: yo no way that happened to me last Tuesday and I think I’m gay now!

by Bailey Boyer September 30, 2021

shitty sock

When you have been short changed or generally pissed off by someone and you need to get back at them. You proceed to dump your load into a sock, preferably a large stretchy sock, then swing it around and slap the said person across their face.

The bitch stole all my money, she needs a shitty sock.

by phatmedia August 21, 2008