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Don't Feel Sorry For Us Ball

Basketball created by Joe Swanson from family guy its basically basketball for people on wheelchairs.
Peter: Joe can i play with you guys

Joe: Sorry Peter don't feel sorry for us ball doesn't accept your kind.
by ms619sa May 15, 2009
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sorry ass mother fucker

John doe, will not get a job and he bums stuff all the time,he is a sorry ass mother fucker.
by Cdbennett800 March 23, 2016
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Sorry, Vegas.

Originally stated on the @barstoolbroncos Instagram account in 2020, Sorry, Vegas is a term used when you are sports betting and win so much that you actually feel bad for taking Vegas’s money and feel the need to apologize.

It can also be used when you prevail in a situation when the odds are stacked against you.

The phrase “Sorry, Vegas.” sounds best when yelled or said with confidence
*You have $50 on the Boise State vs BYU basketball game. Boise state is a four point underdog and wins*. “SORRY, VEGAS!”

*You pass a midterm that you did not study for and should have failed* “SORRY, VEGAS!”

Big game today. Sorry, Wyoming and more importantly... Sorry, Vegas.
by Barstool Broncos December 12, 2020
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better safe than sorry

a phrase that means for someone to not do something risky and try to be safe.
Rochelle: I heard the infection spread through livestock, but I never studied that, better safe than sorry I guess.
by ityaboigummyrice May 18, 2020
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A video on YouTube of a boy crying and then the king into a demon afterwards. Perceived as one of the scariest YouTube videos ever made.
If you value your sanity, stay away from that I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4 video.
by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 8, 2021
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I'm sorry sir

Example 1

male boss: I've been hearing about inappropriate rumors about my wife with you as the leader.
guy: So?
male boss: (angrily says), I can have you fired for this!
guy: I'm sorry sir.

male boss: (sighs): It's okay.

Example 2:

male cop: Sir, are you aware that you were speeding?
guy: (confused) Wha?
male cop: Sir, I can smell alcohol in your breath.
guy: (starts) Wait, there is a reasonable expla-
male cop: Sir, you're coming with me.
guy: (quickly says) I'm sorry sir.
male cop: It's okay, just don't do that again.

Example 3:

woman accidentally walks into guy.
woman: I'm sorry.
guy: Hey, watch it!
woman: look, I've already said I'm sorry!
guy: Take a hike!
woman: (cracks knuckles and approaches him): Excuse me?
guy: (looks down, faking to be ashamed) I'm sorry sir.
woman: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
guy: (runs away)
by Blueplayer90 November 16, 2011
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