sophomore

A sophomore is a student in their second year of high school or college. They are usually considered the useless class:
-the freshmen being the.. well, freshmen,
-the juniors are pressured from sats and realizing this is their last shot to fix their shitty gpa,
-and the seniors roaming the halls and doing absolutly nothing waiting to graduate, leaving the sophomores at a standstill doing the better part of nothing.

dude: wow. it sucks for garr that hes a freshmen, the seniors will probably annoy the hell out of him.

dude2: yeah i know. sucks for joe too now that hes a junior, sats and all that crap. good thing we're sophomores and dont have anything to do.

by cityonfire September 11, 2007

sophomore

Really the laid back year in high school and kids are the nicest. Classic teenagers. The only thing you really need to worry about sophomore year is getting a learners permit and maybe have an idea where you want to go to colllege, but the rest is a pretty easy ride. But you get pounded with a lot of homework that year and your classes are gritty. This is usually the year to read Shakespeare and you usually take an American History and Biology/Chemistry class that year. You may take world too in some schools.

These kids are usually head up your ass teenegers. A lot of dating, teen pregancies, anorexia, etc. The worry of fitting in is not as bad as 9th so you turn into slobs watching Family Guy. This is the age when you like to go old school and start liking classic rock. The teenage classic rock/indie heads are usually sophomores, but you get corporate by junior year.

Oh look at me an head up your ass sophomore watching Family Guy. College...eh...that is a long way.

by Kyle 230 May 4, 2010

sophomoronic

sopho·mor·on·ic
adj.

sopho·mo·ron
n.

A combination of both sophomoric and moron.

soph·o·mor·ic
adj.
Exhibiting great immaturity and lack of judgment

mo·ron
n.
A stupid person; a dolt.

I prefer this one:
A person of mild mental retardation having a mental age of from 7 to 12 years and generally having communication and social skills enabling some degree of academic or vocational education. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

So we gather that a sophomoron would be someone lacking any real intelligence and is very immature. This would be your wide-spread high school jock/prep and many lost college students.

My roomate is a sophomoron.
He is extremely sophomoronic.

by Lee Trout January 13, 2004

Sophomore Sluts

A group of girls who go from being nerdy freshman to total skanks in their sophomore year. Recognizable by their slutty outfits, glitter, and cheap colorful hair extensions. Each color corresponding to what they're willing to do. Orange means they'll kiss, Pink is for BJs, Red means they'll go all the way, and Silver means they'll pretty much do anything. Take a particular liking to senior guys, and are the mortal enemies of senior girls.

Senior Girl: The Sophomore Sluts are totally after my ex-boyfriend! We only broke up 3 days ago!

by DefinitionIsMyMission July 17, 2014

Sophomoritis

Inflammation of the sophomore's ego because they're no longer freshman.

"freshman suck!" ~sophomoritis

by jfsaoitlka August 4, 2011

Sophomority

Noun: Sophomores have priority over the freshman

Freshman tries to cut in line
Sophomore: "I have sophomority"

by MonBon March 28, 2013

Sophomore Slimming

The state of mind when sophomores become disgusted with the Freshman Fifteen. They then proceed to wage warfare on the Freshman Fifteen by forsaking junk food and working out religiously.

Mandy got sick of having to fight her way into her old jeans, so she decided it was time for the Sophomore Slimming.

by Dragomir Andreyevich December 17, 2008