Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise

Sex finishing move. Southeast Texas is hot and sticky. The piñata is your balls and the surprise, well.... When your about to finish have your partner suck on your balls (piñata) and when the time come quickly pop your piñata out of thier mouth and cover them in your man candy.

I gave the girl from Vidor a Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise and she quickly scrambled trying to pick up all my man candy

by eddsned September 9, 2016

smoothmaster

Someone who is inexperienced with dating but pretends that they have a lot more experience than they really do. They will switch between being very poetic about love to being bluntly sexual in seemingly random intervals in a conversation, usually very short after meeting someone.

They do not take rejection well, but also may not acknowledge that a rejection occurred in the first place.

Despite this, they often brag about their success and dating experience, and make this their whole identity.

Within five minutes, Jerry had told her she was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen, implied the possibility of marriage, asked her if she liked rough sex, asked if she wanted to be his slave, and ignored her attempts to reject him. All in all, a move typical of a smoothmaster.

by Dr. Sigh January 6, 2017

Southeastern

Southeastern: (n)
The biggest fuckery to grace the earth since BOD's birth. Seriously though, they are the leading cause of cancer (and tourettes in Brendan's case) and deserve to be sent to the deepest depths of hell

Guy 1: man my train was cancelled today and they only gave me 90p in return. Fuck southeastern!
Guy 2. I think they gave you cancer as well mate...

by Kemsing531 May 14, 2017

southeast wichita

The Southeast side of Wichita Kansas is where crime rates have been high as of 2015 that includes zip codes 67218

67218 Wichita Ks Southeast Wichita Definition: Southeast Wichita

by Southeast Wichita October 18, 2018

Southeast Comeback

A football game where one team is beating the other by a large amount, but in the second half, the other team starts to come back only to lose by a touchdown or less.

“Did you see the football game last night? That was a close one!”
“Eh, they just had a Southeast Comeback”

by Gaberino December 17, 2018

Southeast Missouri

So you know how there’s a place called the bottom of the barrel? Well this is the place when the barrel is empty and dry and they decide to squeeze the barrel one last time in an attempt to milk the barrel dry. There’s noone from there and Noone wants to be there. It truly is the Most beautiful place you’ll ever live.

How’d you learn to be good at everything you do?

Oh, well I went to Southeast Missouri state university.
It’s down in Southeast Missouri.

by Riehnbean m January 13, 2022

Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf

American college football term for a small, barely heard of college who is matched up against one of the top teams in FBS and has an exactly 0% chance of beating them.

Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.

Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.

Mike: “We’ll need Alabama to lose a game soon if we’re gonna have any shot at winning the division. Who are they playing against this weekend?”

Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.

Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”

Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”

Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”

Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”

by K. C. Austin August 13, 2022