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donkey sombrero

A.K.A. "Ass Hat". This term was invented for those who find the terminology "Ass Hat" offensive or unsuitable for younger ears.
Ex. 1:
Thing 1 calls thing 2 and Ass Hat in front of little Thing 3. Now, little Thing 3 asks Thing 1 and Thing 2 what an "Ass Hat" is...
In order to avoid such uncomfortable situations, the terminology that should be used is "Donkey Sombrero".
Now, if we take a step back and rewind, *Thing 1 to Thing 2: "You're a Donkey Sombrero!"* *Thing 3 to Thing 1: "What's a Donkey Sombrero?"* *Thing 2 to Thing 3: "A Donkey Sombrero is a special hat to keep sun out of the donkeys eyes!"

Example 2:
**McDouche is an ASS HAT for fucking with peoples feelings**
by Dr. Courtney DVM December 9, 2008
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playing somebody

Being a complete dick and fucking with peoples emotions.
Playing somebody is when somebody says they like you but doesn't.
by Rachel is a thot January 20, 2016
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Joe Somebody

Internet Wigger Rap sensation from the mean streets of Ottawa, Ontario. Joe somebody throws down the most technical versus almost unimaginably.

"I smoke good weed bitch, I'm from mawfuckin canada shit"
-Joe Somebody

"Yo, yo yo, yall dont even know my favorite cookies is oreos"
-Joe somebody

"Joe somebody, ya know me"
-Joe somebody

His videos are widely available on youtube and is known as the worst rapper ever.

Youtube: "Joe somebody rap" or "worst rap ever"
Damn nigga, this whiteboy is worse at spittin than Joe Somebody!
by OsamaBindairDundat September 29, 2009
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Sandusky Sombrero

The act of scrunching the uncircumsised foreskin of the male member into the shape of a shot glass and filling it with the liquor of your choice for all your homies/homegirls to sample.
Person # 1: Dude, you better hurry up!
Person # 2: Why?
Person # 1: Man, Wamp is giving out the Sandusky Sombrero with Grey Goose, and you know how quick that runs out!
Person #2: Word!
by Senor Musk October 27, 2006
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Silver Sombrero Bomb

See 'Jägeer Bomb', substitute Red Bull for Red Bull Lime (Silver Edition) and Jägermeister for Tequila.
Person to server: "Can I get a Silver Sombrero Bomb, please."

Server: "WTF is that?'
by LoveThatPink April 26, 2013
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platinum sombrero

Arod might be taking a platinum sombrero tonight, he's got four Ks and it's only the seventh inning.
by Matthew Pryce July 22, 2006
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Like A Somebooooooooooody!

A commonly used phrase by ownage pranks to express frustration.
Like A Somebooooooooooody!! Why you hang up on me today!! I take two chopsticks and shove them up yo ass!!
by Ezio the delivery man January 18, 2011
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