solmes rule

Never get back together with a girl or guy that you've broken up with before. The Solmes Rule suggest you are only doing it out convenience, and that it will not work.

Solmes Rule applies everywhere: look at your circle of friends or at Hollywood

by Beeeeep June 22, 2008

Slompis

A fat penis that has a crusty foreskin and belongs to a homosexual.

Doctor, The cream you gave me doesn't aid my Slompis.

by Crapmigs January 14, 2011

Soump

Look who's talking.

Person 1: "Damn you're ugly!"

Person 2: "SOUMP"

by HAGSlyn September 24, 2010

Solapur

A city in Inda. THE coolest place ever to live...roaming dogs, a corn restaurant, Dominoes, a grocery store, Snacks n' Bites..YAY!

She travelled to Solapur to eat with her friends at Snacks n Bites.

by lalaland143 July 18, 2010

SOMPAD

Acronym: Sitting On My Porch And Drinking. Usually done on a Friday or Saturday summer night with close friends who you invite over to drink, smoke, listen to good music, and just hang out as part of enjoying the weekend.

Me: "Hey guys, wanna come over for SOMPAD?"
Everyone else: "Hell yeah!"
Me: "Awesome! I'll put on some Wheeler Walker, Jr.!"

by I_now_own_that_word April 7, 2019

Somp

Just like a Simp, but has a twist, a Somp is someone who thinks they are the shit and they can pull anyone but they're way of pulling females is just absolute cringe

friend "i can pull anyone watch"

you "nah bruh your a fucking somp"

by dr pepper is bbq water June 24, 2020

SOMP

a.) Porn reference literally meaning spit on my pussy.
b.) Can also be used in a less literal sense to be the female equivalent of "suck my balls" when angry with someone. For even more emphasis and feeling, can add on a b for bitch, or "SOMP-B!"
c.) Term of accomplishment and success

a.) When he pulled out that giant cock I yelled for him to SOMP cause I thought that monster meatsick was going to split me in half!
b.) I grabbed that stupid whore by the hair and told her to SOMP-B!
c.) I SOMPed all over that test!

by AsInChristmas July 7, 2009