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Snorgtees

T-shirt company with sense of humor so bad they need a slogan, they use flat or almost flat girls (that's why I liked the Bustedtees company better). From what I've seen it was the second advertiser here, nowadays the ads are much more varied (tg).
you don't wanna see an example of Snorgtees humor.
by Dhatz September 1, 2009
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snorgtease

When you're reading urban dictionary or a webcomic or whatever and you see a really hot chic on the side of the page and you think to yourself, "Damnit she's hot!".
Dan was trying to lookup the meaning of rag, but he got snorgteased so hard that it was all over from there.
by Mr. Three AM March 4, 2011
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Snorgtees

Clever, funny T-shirts advertised by cute girls
I love the Pluto Snorgtees that the redhead shows, AND the redhead.
by pishimisak March 14, 2010
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Snorgtees

Obnoxious t-shirts that are worn by anorexic girls in their late teens and early twenties. Alas, they are now advertised all over Urban Dictionary. People typically spend about fifteen dollars to wear them, which is the same number as their IQ.
Jenny: I just spent thirty dollars on two different snorgtees! I just couldn't think of a better way to spend my money!

Adam: That's because you can't think.
by GospelFucker April 17, 2010
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Snorgtees

the absolute worst t-shit company that tries to make PUNS jokes, the three things they are missing when they MAKE the shirts is: Beer, High IQ's, And a godamn sense of nowaday's humor
Iggy: Hey, dude, you got that Snorgtees shirt?
Dan: Ya, like it?
Iggy: WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?
Dan: I like the humor!
Iggy: the humor... THE HUMOR!? you have NO fucking soul! you fuck!
Dan: Ya know what? i'll fucking change into a better shirt!
Iggy: Great idea!
by your best idiot April 25, 2010
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snorgtees

A stupid company which makes pathetic, stupendous, annoying, subdued, shirts often relating to sexual activity. In fact it was made in some Georgian place, although it has arrived in the UK mostly.

Some bitch named Alice Fraasa is a model in the cheap-ass advertisements.
Tom: Hey Edd, look at this stupid ad!
*Tom and Edd stare at a Snorgtee*
Edd: "IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME FOR A BEER", what a stupid ad, beer makes everything worse while it destroys your brain cells and turns you into a metaphorical retard.
Tom: Boy, Edd, that was a real sentence, let's buy their company and make educational humour shirts!
Edd: Yeah!

*Tom and Edd buy Snorgtees for $15.89*
by Nooboob February 20, 2010
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snorgtees girl

The girls from the snorgtees ads (which, unfortunately, can be found on www.urbandictionary.com) are some of the ugliest "females" I have ever seen in my life. If you want to insult someone, nothing is more awful than saying that they look like a "snorgtees girl".
Caitlin: you look like a "snorgtees girl", today, Brittany!
Brittany: *goes and shoots herself*
by Oy Vey Ist Mir January 23, 2010
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