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snoop dogg 

snoop dogg, possibly the scariest looking man on the face of the earth, enjoys doing drugs and adding 'izzle' to the end of his word(izzle)s.
apparently he does his own laundry too.
'dude..what's wrong with your face?'
snoop dogg vaguely resembles a sewer rat.
snoop dogg by laylaMUFFIN September 11, 2007

snoop dogg intern/resident/attending 

a doctor in scrubs who looks suspicously like snoop dogg, wants to know where his hoes at and wishes people would call him by his real name rodney
snoop dogg intern/resident/attending:"i wish people would call me rodney"

Snoop Dogg 

A west coast rapper whose First Album "Doggystyle" was one of the best hip-hop records ever and the song "Deep Cover" was the shit. Afterwards his albums became more and more garbage like especially when he was with No Lmit. His Garbageness diminished when he hooked up with Dre again in the song Still D.R.E. Now raps and sings with the Neptunes, has his own stupid TV show on MTV called Doggy-Fizzle and coined the most annoying phrase " fo-shizzle my nizzle".
Yo man, I heard that Snoop Dogg and Ja Rule were going to sing a duet this summer.

Snoop Dogg is the Scottie Pippen of hip-hop. He can't do it without DRE.
Snoop Dogg by Cameljockey January 29, 2005

Snoop Dogg 

La da da da da, It's the motha' f*@!in' D O double G
SNOOP DOGG SNOOP DOGG!
Snoop Dogg by AlexDoesWeerdStuff December 3, 2020

Snoop Dogg's Tour Van 

a van that smells like weed 24/7, basically the worlds greatest hotbox, impossible not to be stoned
person 1: dude why are you so high
person 2: I just got out of Snoop Dogg's tour van
person 1: makes sense
Snoop Dogg: hell ya

Senior Snoop Dogg

A person from 'the projects' whom is over the age of 55 but still carries a glock 9 and sips on gin and juice while wearing a flannel shirt with only the top button correctly buttoned. Senior Snoop Dogg's are know to 'jump shit off' if they are not given their discount at Denny's. They will also 'ride ona mu fucka' if they do not receive they're Zaroxolyn in a timely fashion. If you take the last ramekin of tapioca pudding you are likely to have a 'cap popped in yo bitch ass'.
Geriatric person 1, 'Where's Mr. Von Struedel been?'
Geriatric person 2, 'He passed away, you didn't hear?'
Geriatric person 1, 'WHAT, your going to have to speak up, I lost my hearing in Nam.'
Geriatric person 2, (shouting) 'HE PASSED AWAY!'
Geriatric person 1, 'Oh no, did his heart give out?'
Geriatric person 2, 'NO, MR. JONES CAUGHT HIM USING HIS DENTURE CREAM WITHOUT PERMISSION AND SHOT HIM.'
Geriatric person 1, 'Von Struedel should've known better, that Mr Jones is a trilla nigga.'
Geriatric person 2, 'Yea, he's a real Senior Snoop Dogg.'
Geriatric person 1, 'huh'
Geriatric person 2, 'I SAID FUCK OFF.'
Senior Snoop Dogg by CaliWilli December 10, 2011