Snooch to the Nooch

The greeting of all greetings. Used when the usual "hey" or "hello" just doesn't seem appropriate.

Hey Snooch to the Nooch my friend!

by bubbagumper6 February 22, 2011

poundin the snooch

meaning a finger fucking and getting hardcore and pound your hand in there vagina

hey dave i was just poundin the snooch.Yeah man hi five!

by the doogen October 2, 2009

K-Snooching

The act of snorting ketamine off of someone else's gooch. The purest form of love known to man, anyone who is willing to be K-Snooched is an absolute unit of a human being, and should be married on sight. Particularly appealing after a hard day of work, or a sweaty workout to get the gooch proper moist.

"I K-Snooched your mother last night" - Past Tense of K-Snooching

by TheGoochiest November 30, 2021

Slaps Snooch

The opposite of "kick dick" (kick ass).
If something sucks you can say it slaps snooch.

I saw Twilight last night. It slaps snooch.

That slut is going to the dance with MY crush?! Dude, this slaps like, 50 snooches.

by jizz_gargling_cuntwhistle January 22, 2010

Snooch to the Nooch

A exclamation used to convey that one is just kidding or not serious about the aforementioned remark, as so to not get one's ass kicked by a larger or stronger party.

I just fucked your mom in the poopie maker! Snooch to the Nooch! NEH!

Yo, I just made 39 on your girlfriend's list! Snooch to the Nooch!

by Matt O. May 11, 2006

Snooch

(Pronoun.) When she smells like weed and Doritos ™.

Person: Oh my god! She smells like such a snooch.

by KG&GB May 18, 2021

Snooch

The winter hats they wear on Chicago PD. But only when they hang baggy in the back like a bunch of retards.

Look at that snooch

by Haseekwa June 24, 2022