like Kobe's new shoes

To say something is hot or on fire. Could generally mean bad-ass.

comes from the TV commercial where Kobe Bryant's new line of basketball shoes "Zoom Kobe V" catch on fire. They are said to be so hot, they are on FIRE!

a: "Did you see that fine girl at the bar?"
b: "Is she hot?"
a: "Like Kobe's new shoes"
b: "Daaaaaamn!"

by knuckler77 January 28, 2010

snewspaper

the paper someone puts in front of them so no one can see they are sleeping

I am an expert with the snewspaper. I am yet to be caught napping at work.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

Snewx

Snewx is a person who is very annoying. He is the kind of person who is only alive because he wants to haunt you after he dies, like he will constantly turn on and off lights randomly. he also has an oddly deep voice like he is on roids or something. He thinks he is tall but compared to any old muppet he is really short. He has no genitals so his manly hood is often taken into question, this man is not attractive at all and once tried to drink bleach.

Man I really don't want to bang Snewx he seems lame. The only way Snewx could get laid is if he got a pig really drunk.

by The Mr Muppet November 12, 2020

Snewg

To Snewg.
The act of cuddling.

Heyyy, come and snewg with me!

SNEWGLY LOU.

You are such a snewgly lou.

by Thesnewger. August 23, 2011

The Waffle House has found it’s new host.

A small internet trend started by the youtuber Jonny RaZer shorts / jonny raZeR. Basically you go into a video/ short or whatever the case may be and just say “ The Waffle House has found it’s new host”

Youtube short video: Blah blah blah blah

Comments: Johnypickle23: The Waffle House has found it’s new host.

coolcat42: The waffle house has found it’s new host.

tacotexter128: The waffle house has found it’s new host.

by Cornelius crinklecut the 364th January 16, 2023

What's new in the zoo?

An alternative way of saying "what's up?"

Dude, what's new in the zoo?

Not much, you?

by WALDO. That is all. November 28, 2010

The King's New Ring

A riff on the phrase "The Emperor's New Clothes," it applies to athletes or sports teams who the collective media crowns champion because everyone is afraid to admit the obvious. The promised ring, much like the clothes, doesn't exist.

The media has insinuated LeBron James and the 2010-11 Miami Heat will win over 70 games and the title. While they may win a championship some day, right now I think this is a case of "the king's new ring."

by kris takahashi November 30, 2010