Granny Snatcher

A person who pursues in the infatuation with a grandma or elderly woman.

"I just hooked up with a 70 year old babe... she's just been Granny Snatched".

The 20 year old is going after the women in the nursing home, he's a Granny Snatcher.

by Nutbag April 9, 2012

snatched my weave

A phrase used to describe being astoundingly impressed

Holy shit! Did you see their dance choreography? Parris Goebel just totally snatched my weave

by Cocomon March 4, 2016

Snatch It

To hire the female candidate to meet a diversity target.

Alex: Hey how did the interviews go today?
Dave: Great, I think I’m going to snatch it and hire the chick.

by ShadeHunter February 22, 2021

snatch sniffer

A male who ditches his friends to smell the snatch of a female on a continual basis. Can also be known as a bitch

you are a fucking snatch sniffer, or what is mike up to? oh he is snatch sniffing again.

by Kuges June 28, 2006

snatch bagget

It's what you call your wife out loud instead of calling her a "bitch" or a "cunt"

Used to avoid the aftermath of calling her either a "bitch" or a "cunt"

The sounds of these words provide the same emotional satisfaction for the user without without the fallout vomiting out of that snatch bagget's mouth.

Used towards someone you love although they may not be perfect all the time.

Can you please for the love of god eat a cheese burger. Your constant drinking of kale, cucumber, ginger, apple garlic parsly smoothies are making you act like a total snatch bagget. They also make you fart.

by emobear666 November 2, 2015

Snatchin’

Lying or saying something you didn’t do.Most commonly used in the Richmond area

Mane that dude don’t be on nothing he be rappin about he straight snatchin’

She said she’ll pull thru but she steady snatchin’ sayin she got something to do.

by Rva804dude April 19, 2021

snatch gasket

A pantie liner or pad.

No Hon, I'm not going to the store to buy you snatch gaskets!

by licupssy December 24, 2008